June 25, 2014 4:49 PM EDT
Two of my best and most disgusting injuriesOnce when I was riding my bike in sandals(!), I fell over an underestimated roadside,and rubbed off half of my big toe.I had a 1/2 big toe,a big curve in my front tire,and several bruises on my stomach from the speedometer ,and the shifter.And ome time I went out for a little running,but had to turn home because i had a contracture in my quadriceps.Days later I discover i got a 25 centimeters bruise in purple and red on my leg.Probably a medium schism.:D