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Funny Argonian Names

  • Morthevin
    • 23 posts
     
    June 12, 2014 4:34 AM EDT

    One day, Tae, Ben W and myself were having a discussion, and somehow we came to the topic of Argonian names. And the ones we managed to conjure were rather funny.

    So you probably know how some Argonians are named after what they do, or their personality. Well, we thought of some random ones like Kills-Many-People or Burns-Many-Trees.

    In short, we want to know about any funny Argonian names that you can think of.

    P.S. This was Ben W's idea. If you want to blame someone for this, blame him. It was all him. Trust me.

  • Lozhar
    • 185 posts
     
    June 12, 2014 4:49 AM EDT
    Smells-Like-Teen-Spirit
    Rage-Against-The-Machine
    Run-From-Crabs
    Hide-And-Seek
    Hunts-Many-Deers
    Casts-Many-Spells
    Raises-The-Dead
    Not exactly funny, but still.
  • Vazgen
    • 1483 posts
     
    June 12, 2014 8:30 AM EDT
    A mage - Knows-No-Spells
    Others - Licks-Little-Sap, Drowns-In-Water,
  • Harry
    • 70 posts
     
    June 12, 2014 10:37 AM EDT

    Slides-The-Slopes and Out-With-A-Bang.

  • Ben W
    • 87 posts
     
    June 12, 2014 10:53 AM EDT

    I swear to God!

  • Chris
    • 1441 posts
     
    June 12, 2014 10:57 AM EDT
    Shoot-Many-Foxes
    Bubbles-Many-Waters
    Frolicks-Through-Meadows
    Remover-Of-Pants
  • Spectre
    • 285 posts
     
    June 12, 2014 12:14 PM EDT
    Scales-are-itchy

    Keeps-getting-lost
  • Chris
    • 1441 posts
     
    June 12, 2014 12:14 PM EDT
    Rubs-Many-Horns
    Browns-Many-Pants
  • Morthevin
    • 23 posts
     
    June 12, 2014 4:30 PM EDT
    Sorry, Ben. :p
  • Sir Pennyth Roosevelt
    • 75 posts
     
    June 12, 2014 7:45 PM EDT

    Lick-Lick-Mate-Mate

  • Salfordio
    • 62 posts
     
    June 12, 2014 8:54 PM EDT

    I've had Argonian characters named Wanks-In-Bushes and Gropes-Himself-Slyly. 

    I'm not proud. 

  • Hurka
    • 7 posts
     
    June 13, 2014 3:35 AM EDT

    If it's Rage against the machine,then there should be an argonian named Audio-Slave.He is a bard in Winterhold.

  • Curse Never Dying
    • 485 posts
     
    June 13, 2014 8:15 AM EDT
    Inspired by mass effects krogan race i named my argonian brute grunt. It was a hard choice between that and the name "Wrecks-your-shit"
  • Mushasheck200
    • 41 posts
     
    June 13, 2014 1:25 PM EDT
    Eats-Many-Sweetrolls
    Hits-Many-Children
    Hates-All-Mudcrabs Is-An-Argonian Fus-Ro-Dah Shouts-A-Lot Is-Called-Is-Called-Is-Called-Is-Called... Fred