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Possession is 9/10ths awesome: pick an ES item to own.

    • 177 posts
    September 24, 2015 6:31 PM EDT

    I would take...the Black Star. I would take it because if I possessed an such an item, i could collect as many souls as I please, and use them to possibly create more magic items! Then I would use said magic items to set up a theocracy built around yours truly and dominate the world with my magical firepower! Then I could walk into a bakery and take as many cupcakes as I want, and no one could stop me! NO ONE COULD STOP ME!  Or a sweetroll. That's my 2nd choice. They look pretty tasty.

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    September 24, 2015 9:09 PM EDT

    The Black Star?! Gods damn Pinkie that's some dark shit. I gotta admit, I wouldn't have pegged you for that! 

    ...Those sweetrolls tho...

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    September 24, 2015 9:17 PM EDT

     I would plant the hist tree, get some sap, buy a pet lizard and feed it to him until he turns into an argonian, give him the werewolf blood and call him Sotek, just for giggles.

    I seriously love this answer in just so many ways.   Although the real Sotek may feel differently. 

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    September 24, 2015 9:20 PM EDT

    Ah. A kindred spirit.   If there's ever a zombie apocalypse you and I are gonna be so ready. 

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    September 24, 2015 9:21 PM EDT

    A curved sword.

    • 404 posts
    September 24, 2015 9:23 PM EDT

    have you seen the Cupcakes video?

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    September 24, 2015 9:25 PM EDT

    Ha! Awesome. And here I was, thinking  all day long that you actually wanted the wooden one. An excellent choice, sir. 

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    September 24, 2015 9:26 PM EDT

    You Seen those Warriors from Hammerfall? they got Curved Swords.

    just wanted to mess with a certain Birdy

    • 693 posts
    September 24, 2015 9:30 PM EDT

    I confess I haven't! 

    • 623 posts
    September 24, 2015 9:31 PM EDT

    Until the sword runs out of charges, then what are you going to do? 

    • 750 posts
    September 24, 2015 9:31 PM EDT

     Kind of, I wouldn't attempt to rule Brazil. Not yet, I still have to learn a lot more... And I don't need to overthrow the government, the government itself has already taken care of that.

     I would, however, cause complete and utter chaos. Sadly, odds are that things would end up better than now 

    • 743 posts
    September 24, 2015 9:32 PM EDT

    Perhaps I changed my mind regarding the wooden sword. 

    Jokes aside, curved swords are the best weapon in the game. Now what would YOU bring, Edana? Come on now, don't be shy. 

    • 177 posts
    September 24, 2015 9:33 PM EDT

    Um...uh...um...I DENY EVERYTHING IN CUPCAKES! DASHIE IS FINE! I AM NOT A CANNIBALISTIC SADISTIC  TORTURER. REALLY. I PROMISE! 

    • 693 posts
    September 24, 2015 9:33 PM EDT

    ...SHIT. Go track down Pinkie and her Black Star, I guess!  I think we'd all benefit from that arrangement. 

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    September 24, 2015 9:34 PM EDT

    Don't you dare compare me to a Redguard. 

  • September 24, 2015 9:36 PM EDT

    A bookshelf containing a copy of every spellbook in the game. And if that doesn't count, then I'd have to go with Ahzidal's Ring of Arcana. I WILL become master of the arcane, dammit.

    • 177 posts
    September 24, 2015 9:37 PM EDT

    I would give you souls! That's the perk of being Pinkie's friend, as many souls as your demented heart can desire! And sweets. Quite a few sweets. 

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    September 24, 2015 9:38 PM EDT

    Edana could just borrow my curved sword. No needs for a black star then.

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    September 24, 2015 9:40 PM EDT

    Seems legit.

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    September 24, 2015 9:45 PM EDT

    Did anyone remember to get something with soultrap? cause you can have the blackstar all you want but without that it's just a fancy paperweight 

    • 177 posts
    September 24, 2015 9:47 PM EDT

    ... I. I. I didn't think of that. Add a soultrap enchanted spoon or sword to my wishlist then! 

    • 693 posts
    September 24, 2015 9:49 PM EDT

    Damn you, GF! Poking holes in all our post-apocalyptic plans.  Whatever a sword's still a sword! 

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    September 24, 2015 9:51 PM EDT

    I could definitely get behind this. I hear sweets are pretty hard to come by when this sorta shit goes down.

    • 404 posts
    September 24, 2015 10:01 PM EDT

    lol.

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    September 24, 2015 10:02 PM EDT

    Oooo! Good picks! I'll allow the bookshelf, if I can get a free demonstration of all your newfound talents.