December 13, 2013 9:36 PM EST
Back when I first got Skyrim I was playing a Bosmer archer when I stumbled across Lost Valley Redoubt. I snuck past the Forsworn to the Word Wall, where I attempted to sneak attack the Hag Ravens.
It didn't go so well.
I ended up running out across the bridge to Bards Leap Summit with an angry Briarheart chasing me and fireballs going off willy-nilly. Off the waterfall I went, into the pool below. Of course, this ruckus has stirred up the Forsworn I had snuck past earlier, and so they start firing arrows and taking up the chase.
Completely disregarding the ghost, I took off down the aquaduct to the left at a sprint, downing stamina potions to keep it up.
Finally I slid down the cliff and swam down the river.
Then I took a moment to admire my badass escape.