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We Will be Your Bards for This Evening

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  • Sotek
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    March 4, 2016

    And so the sun doth setting, in Skyrim all around.

    The plains are naught but quiet, not a sight or sound.

    The Nord lass and her mate are resting, beneath a slab of rock

    She lays there wishing, she had a…. door and lock.

     

    The Bannered Mare is still buzzing, Sheogorath’s still about.

    Drinking cheese and eating wine, with crackers I have no doubt.

    The Lyrics are being sung… by the fire burning bright.

    Pull up a chair, take a pew, join in the endless night.

     

    There’s bread and cheese and a flagon of mead,

    For those who would sing song.

    Rotten tomatoes and stinking veg,

    For those who sing it wrong.

     

    Take a maid by the hand and dance across the floor.

    Give her 10 gold on the sly, she’ll give you a whole lot more.

    Waltz around my merry men, women and werewolves too,

    The night is alive and the moons are high, both…. one and two.

     

    There comes a time when the song is sung,

    There’s just no more to sing.

    That time isn’t now so come along,

    And join this awful ding.

  • Mirric
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    March 4, 2016
    We drink to our youth for the days come and gone. For the Madness has only truely begun We will rampage like madmen from the Shivering Isles. With our skooma and Fishy sticks we will prevail All hail to Sheo! You are the Madgod! In your great honor we drink and we sing. Were the children of Madness and we fight all our lives. And when the Greymarch Beckons Every one of us dies! But the Madness is true and we'll see it prevail. Of the scourge that has sullied our Cabbage and Cheese! All hail to Sheo! You are the Madgod! In your great honor we drink and we sing! Were the children of Madness and we fight all our lives. And when the Greymarch Beckons every one of us dies!
  • Mirric
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    March 4, 2016
    How many verses planned?
  • Tae-Rai
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    March 4, 2016

    Oh Lisette, no erotica in the group 

  • Sotek
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    March 4, 2016

    we will sing and we will count,

    beyond 2, 3 and 4.

    When our fur turns grey and we fade away,

    In the Hunting Grounds we'll howl some more...

     

    Basicly I've no idea....

  • Tae-Rai
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    March 4, 2016

    The Dancing Dino? Let's call me the Dancing Dragon! 

  • Sotek
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    March 4, 2016

    The Dancing Donut? if Your sure Tae...

  • Mirric
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    March 4, 2016
    Oh in the Blessed Isles there was a mer in black

    He was Clearly a Thalmor Overlord who always watched his underlings backs

    Then came a man by the name of Sheo with his Signature Fork

    The Madgod then Forked him and did a little dance

    Uncle Sheo grabbed a Staff of the Everscamp

    He gave it a Lady with a Beautiful plush Rump

    Four Smelly Scamps appeared and made the Lady Barf

    And Never again would she trust a man giving away free stuff...
  • Justiciar Thorien
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    March 4, 2016

    Not beautiful enough, definitely ^.^

  • Justiciar Thorien
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    March 4, 2016

    This is cool)))


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