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Tamriel Vault Birthday Bard For The Day

  • Member
    April 1, 2016

    Thanks Sotek  

    Now, what's next? The clock is ticking...

  • Member
    April 1, 2016

    It's ticking for a bit longer. We'll extend the Bard For A Day for a few days. Let's more members get involved.

  • Member
    April 2, 2016

    Here’s a short one I put together inspired form none other than my Swamp Sister Tae-Rai.

    As to the profile which gave me so much inspiration.......

     

     

     

    Deep within the realm Blackmarsh

    Lying in a swamp, hot and rough.

    A reptilian snake girl,

    She’s old yet tough.

     

    She awaits her prey, yet she is not of hunger,

    Walk too close and it’s you she’ll sunder.

    Armed with blades summoned

    Not one, but two.

     

    So heed the signs and the warnings

    Learn to obey.

    Turn around when the whispers tells you

    Time to walk away.

     

    If dead is not what you seek,

    If you don’t want to get all messy,

    Stay away from the swamp girl,

    Learn to fear the Tsaesci

  • Member
    April 2, 2016

     I remember Rhan'vet! This is a wonderful ode to her.

  • Member
    April 2, 2016
    Song of Kal-Giem sung by Sheogoraths Scamp He drinks all the ale in the town of Whiterun! He steals all the mead in the city of Riften! He partys with Sanguine his old drinking buddy! He consumes all the skooma in the country of Elsweyr! He drank the argonian ale he was supposed to steal! He pissed in the bottle and gave it Brenuin! And now this song is over cause im quite bored. And just so you know! You Bedded Ancano once and it was quite gross! (Ancano has a nice booty)
  • Member
    April 2, 2016
    "He pissed in the bottle and gave it to Brenuin!" I dropped to the floor after this.
  • April 2, 2016

    Wow isn't this beautiful. Phil, your Nords are so lovable that even a Thalmor like me can't stay indifferent.

  • Member
    April 2, 2016

    I'm glad I decided to give this discussion a read. This is pretty cool, well done!  Mind if I give the song a photoshop makeover and update the character build with it? I'll give you full credit with links and praise, of course.

  • Member
    April 2, 2016

    Most likely! And the Shao'kai would use the singer as bait then kill every thalmor scum that approaches him. The singer will live to tell the tale though - preferably to other thalmor. 

  • Member
    April 2, 2016

    Of course!