Deleted this because I felt it was inappropriate (this is smut, no way around it), reposted (after taking the opportunity to edit it to be even more explicit, nyeh heh heh) at Phil's request. Blame him!! And Karver-jo started it with his talk of crotches, knuckles and pleasure, how else am I supposed to respond?!
Oh, and prepare to have your eyes scoured.
Wagon thieves and twisted riddles
Resolve them I cannot, for my mind is a muddle
Uncovered my position, Karver-jo did, and pinned me down rough
His coarse hands were so virile and tough
Excited as a schoolboy, he was by my little tunnel
Moving like a piston, he did pound and pummel
But you, good Lorc, went and exhausted yourself rather quickly
Were the tales of Orsimer stamina mere fabrications?
Your collection of coarse hairs was far too prickly
I hope my next target uses more lubrication
My plan was to assassinate you in the dulled state of afterglow
But you saw through the facade and dodged my fatal blow
No matter, a Shadeclaw's tactics of many alternatives comprises
You shall still die afore the morning sun rises
You have noticed, yes, the festering gash on your cheek?
Any hour now, and the fever of tetanus will reach its peak
You do not truly think I would let my blade rust of negligence?
Still, I freely admit that I underestimated your intelligence.
Farewell, Karver-jo! This short night is one I will forever treasure
Go to your grave with the remaining tingles of our exquisite pleasure
I see bystanders gawping, staring at this depraved sight in shock and horror
To you I toss my hair and smirk: what did you expect of me, the folly of honour?
Ahn, still I sigh and shudder
Feeling his viselike grip, his touch branded on the flesh of my hips
But now if it's not too much bother
Could one of you lend me a handkerchief, to wipe his sticky essence from my lips?
Deleted this because I felt it was inappropriate (this is smut, no way around it), reposted (after taking the opportunity to edit it to be even more explicit, nyeh heh heh) at Phil's request. Blame him!! And Karver-jo started it with his talk of crotches, knuckles and pleasure, how else am I supposed to respond?!
Oh, and prepare to have your eyes scoured.
Wagon thieves and twisted riddles
Resolve them I cannot, for my mind is a muddle
Uncovered my position, Karver-jo did, and pinned me down rough
His coarse hands were so virile and tough
Excited as a schoolboy, he was by my little tunnel
Moving like a piston, he did pound and pummel
But you, good Lorc, went and exhausted yourself rather quickly
Were the tales of Orsimer stamina mere fabrications?
Your collection of coarse hairs was far too prickly
I hope my next target uses more lubrication
My plan was to assassinate you in the dulled state of afterglow
But you saw through the facade and dodged my fatal blow
No matter, a Shadeclaw's tactics of many alternatives comprises
You shall still die afore the morning sun rises
You have noticed, yes, the festering gash on your cheek?
Any hour now, and the fever of tetanus will reach its peak
You do not truly think I would let my blade rust of negligence?
Still, I freely admit that I underestimated your intelligence.
Farewell, Karver-jo! This short night is one I will forever treasure
Go to your grave with the remaining tingles of our exquisite pleasure
I see bystanders gawping, staring at this depraved sight in shock and horror
To you I toss my hair and smirk: what did you expect of me, the folly of honour?
Ahn, still I sigh and shudder
Feeling his viselike grip, his touch branded on the flesh of my hips
But now if it's not too much bother
Could one of you lend me a handkerchief, to wipe his sticky essence from my lips?
Harrow said:...
Dude! This is likely the most awesomely wrong thing I've read in a fair while :D You're gonna get me such a bollocking, but fuuuuck it, damn it's funny!
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Dude! This is likely the most awesomely wrong thing I've read in a fair while :D You're gonna get me such a bollocking, but fuuuuck it, damn it's funny!
KaiserSoSay said: I never knew poetry could be so... erotic. XD Phil's enjoying this too much while I'm... well currently I'm just... disturbed. :/
Yeah, well...I´m outta here. Forever!
[blockquote][b][url=/profile/AxiusRevan]KaiserSoSay[/url] said:[/b] I never knew poetry could be so... erotic. XD Phil's enjoying this too much while I'm... well currently I'm just... disturbed. :/[/blockquote]
Yeah, well...I´m outta here. Forever!
Meli said:A little cryptic, points awarded for to anyone who works out even one line:
Rhyme, rhyme? Sounds more like whine
Whine, whine, need more time
Time, time, to draw the line
Line, line, but still a crime
Crime, crime but quite sublime
Sublime, sublime, yet oh so fine
Fine, fine I wrote a rhyme deep down in Steamscorch Mine
For some strange reason, Phil told me to post it ;-P
Ok, I've been stewing on this all night. The only thing I can guess at is that the following means Moon Sugar:..? If so, then the entire piece falls into place :D
Crime, crime but quite sublime
Sublime, sublime, yet oh so fine
[blockquote][b][url=/profile/Meli]Meli[/url] said:[/b]
A little cryptic, points awarded for to anyone who works out even one line:
Rhyme, rhyme? Sounds more like whine
Whine, whine, need more time
Time, time, to draw the line
Line, line, but still a crime
Crime, crime but quite sublime
Sublime, sublime, yet oh so fine
Fine, fine I wrote a rhyme deep down in Steamscorch Mine
For some strange reason, Phil told me to post it ;-P
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Ok, I've been stewing on this all night. The only thing I can guess at is that the following means Moon Sugar:..? If so, then the entire piece falls into place :D
Crime, crime but quite sublime
Sublime, sublime, yet oh so fine
Awwwooo 'Tis I wandering around
Yep, the sites faithful hound
I've read the poems from SinJin and more
Read a few where I could have swore
Although we always reach new heights,
Lets keep it to the ground
Be wary of the Bad Wolf of the Blog's bite
Tread softly, lest you make a sound....
Awwwooo 'Tis I wandering around
Yep, the sites faithful hound
I've read the poems from SinJin and more
Read a few where I could have swore
Although we always reach new heights,
Lets keep it to the ground
Be wary of the Bad Wolf of the Blog's bite
Tread softly, lest you make a sound....
Sotek said:Awwwooo 'Tis I wandering around
Yep, the sites faithful hound
I've read the poems from SinJin and more
Read a few where I could have swore
Although we always reach new heights,
Lets keep it to the ground
Be wary of the Bad Wolf of the Blog's bite
Tread softly, lest you make a sound....
Loud and clear, boss :)
[blockquote][b][url=/profile/Sotek]Sotek[/url] said:[/b]
Awwwooo 'Tis I wandering around
Yep, the sites faithful hound
I've read the poems from SinJin and more
Read a few where I could have swore
Although we always reach new heights,
Lets keep it to the ground
Be wary of the Bad Wolf of the Blog's bite
Tread softly, lest you make a sound....
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Loud and clear, boss :)
Tread softly, says the scaled wolf
As if we'd listen to such a thing.
To you, who would cast us out
And intimidate with your bite,
Please, we'll get you with our combined might.
Tread softly, says the scaled wolf
As if we'd listen to such a thing.
To you, who would cast us out
And intimidate with your bite,
Please, we'll get you with our combined might.
Cast someone out? Never!
Too many maws to feed.
A quick swipe here, a quick bite there,
Then we'll relax and feed!
Watch the bloddied puddle
See it grow in size
A silly wolf played at Alpha
He should have been more wise
Cast someone out? Never!
Too many maws to feed.
A quick swipe here, a quick bite there,
Then we'll relax and feed!
Watch the bloddied puddle
See it grow in size
A silly wolf played at Alpha
He should have been more wise