...A Bi-sexual...
...Transvestite from Rorikstead.
Who liked sucking his own...
variety of lemons.
That he received as a wedding gift from
The Jarl of Windhelm...
...because he loves...
...his variety of lemons...
And his lovely...
Elsweyr for...
special distilled skooma...
sssssshaaaving cream...
...which he then put on his...
Fishsticks
...Housecarl, Lydia. Who preceeded to...
go with our hero on a quest to....
....The Throat of the World! And at the top they saw a drunk.....
...Skeever playing catch with...
...a Riekling, which then...
...a goat, which accidentally...
...Collided with each other...
....And exploded all over.....