Book: Hallgerd's Tales
Skill: Heavy Armour
Location: Jorrvaskr
What a stupid book!
"I think the greatest warrior who ever lived had to be Vilus Nommenus" (an Imperial bastard) "Name one other warrior who conquered more territory" says someone with a stupid name in the first paragraph.
"Tiber Septim, obviously," replies the apparently sensible Hallgerd. Correct!
"He wasn't a warrior, he was an administrator..." someone replies.
Blasphemy!!
This book is too good to be in a fire, it now sits where it belongs: by my chamberpot.
A stupid book.
Review by Puvar Strong-Song, Nord Skald
Book: Hallgerd's Tales
Skill: Heavy Armour
Location: Jorrvaskr
What a stupid book!
"I think the greatest warrior who ever lived had to be Vilus Nommenus" (an Imperial bastard) "Name one other warrior who conquered more territory" says someone with a stupid name in the first paragraph.
"Tiber Septim, obviously," replies the apparently sensible Hallgerd. Correct!
"He wasn't a warrior, he was an administrator..." someone replies.
Blasphemy!!
This book is too good to be in a fire, it now sits where it belongs: by my chamberpot.
A stupid book.
Review by Puvar Strong-Song, Nord Skald