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• Shannon

  

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  May 6, 2012 2:13 AM EDT

  And I need your help with ideas. Story first and yes, it did really happen!

  I'm at Mom and Dad's painting a fence when my sister and I kept feeling things hit us periodically. After a while I looked up to see where these nuts were coming from and to my surprise, a squirrel was throwing them at us. So I retaliated and threw some back. I missed of course and he ran up 2 higher branches and then bounced down REALLY hard and showered us with dozens of nuts. I need revenge and you are going to help me! HELP ME!!!! Inventive ideas on how to deal with that rodent??!!

  

• Ponty

  

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  May 6, 2012 3:57 AM EDT

  Cut down the tree, obviously.

• Batman

  

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  May 6, 2012 4:02 AM EDT

  okies you need a cardboard box, a stick, some string and a pile of nuts.

  tie the string to the stick, balance the stick with the box upside down and then place the nuts under the box and wait...

• Ponty

  

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  May 6, 2012 4:04 AM EDT

  Aha, now that's a classic!

• Dieter

  

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  May 6, 2012 5:54 AM EDT

  Make the squirrel say " I like trains" that should teach him. Or say out loud that he has a nose.

• Alduin

  

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  May 6, 2012 7:10 AM EDT

  I don't they they watched ASDF movies, Dieter :D

• Alduin

  

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  May 6, 2012 7:10 AM EDT

  Just get a pet-lion that can climb trees

• Dieter

  

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  May 6, 2012 7:14 AM EDT

  They can start right now if they want to. Then the squirrel will be confused by what they say, while they underdstand what they say and the squirrel will commit suicide. Just plain and simple like that.

• Ponty

  

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  May 6, 2012 7:36 AM EDT

  Trains generally have alot of colaterral damage, I don't think Shannon would be too happy having to rebuild/repaint the fence

• Alduin

  

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  May 6, 2012 7:37 AM EDT

  Oh but that is no ordinary train, its the i like trains train, it only damages what the wielder wants to destroy

• Dieter

  

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  May 6, 2012 7:38 AM EDT

  Nah, I bet it would only destroy the squirrels tree or the squirrel itself.

• Shannon

  

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  May 6, 2012 10:18 AM EDT

  Ponts, I can't cut down my Mom and Dad's tree. I need feasible ideas! Like grenade launchers or a mini-gun. :P

• Shannon

  

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  May 6, 2012 10:18 AM EDT

  yes, go on...

• Shannon

  

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  May 6, 2012 10:19 AM EDT

  No we didn't. I don't think the squirrel can understand English, Dieter and Alduin even though he seemed to be of advanced intelligence.

• Shannon

  

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  May 6, 2012 10:20 AM EDT

  No Ponts, I wouldn't! And my Dad scares me!!

• Shannon

  

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  May 6, 2012 10:22 AM EDT

  Wow, we are not so good as to outwit a squirrel! And you call yourselves Dovahkiin! HA!!!!

• RuneRed

  

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  May 6, 2012 10:31 AM EDT

  A house cat should do the job.

• Dieter

  

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  May 6, 2012 10:31 AM EDT

  Tried yelling FUS RO DAH at him?