Ok, I'm surprised this isn't a thing already since it's a good way to kill time, it's like a forum game. (It's not against any rules to stuff like this right?
Rules
Basically 1 person says a line that an NPC in Skyrim says and the next poster has to type the name of the NPC that says it and type their own NPC line for the next person.
Example
Poster 1: "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll"
Poster 2: City Guard!
"And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor!"
Since I replied twice I guess I'll post 2 quotes
"Well, well. Another maggot to squash beneath my boot!"
"And who are you to challenge me? I've conquered mortality itself. I've spat in the eyes of the Daedric Lords! This is my realm now, I've sacrificed too much to let you take it from me!"