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Today we shall be covering the History of the Skyrim Blog Photos section, in a way Basically I'll be going through the currently 129 pages of photos and selecting memorable/popular/funny ones for everyone to see, so this will sorta be like an archive with jokes and stuff I say about it from an old member who remembers this stuff
Enjoy.
It all starts... with Thoronir... I mean Paul, if you Skerim Bloge n00bz didn't know (Even some 'older' members probably don't), Thoronir was Paul's test member, and so he posted 2 holy photos...
Solitude Marsh and Standing Stone, bow down before these holy photos from the creator himself!
Though according to my comment on Standing Stone, it used to be standingstone I don't remember that but apparently that is how it used to be and I tidied it up a bit
Now we go down the line and find the first user-made photo. Behold the glory of Umbra and Umbra Revamped, a photo by Roger Pickard, displaying an Oblivion mod that makes Umbra a little more shiny and metal looking.
As we go down the photos of the first/last page you'll see things from Oblivion, some... action figure thingies, and lotsa photos with generic names like Skyrim Logo and Skyrim Logo-2. Here you can see photos from well-known-to-the-older-members Nakia The Rogue our oldest (I'm pretty sure) member who we haven't seen much of lately, and even... wtf Emer? How the fuck long has that guy been on here jeez Oh and of course he had to make the creatively named photos 'Cool Skyrim Wallpaper' and 'Dragon'
Well hell, we get to our first good photo The next photo is - Going to India by Nauron, which shows a... well I don't even know what this is really, it's an Indian guy who I assume is Nauron with some Indian chicks with wild hair, short shirts, and big breasts Says he's training their 'Marshalls' whatever the fuck that means Oh and he's in Abu Dhabi which I'm pretty sure is where our well-known-to-the-older-members friend Guy Corbett moved. #details
Oh and here's another of Emer's photos simply named 'Skyrim', wonderful As well as 'Alduin's Wall', at least he put correct grammar in there, though I don't know how he snuck into Alduin's house without getting eaten or why he was in the Netherlands, but who knows what our Lizard Loving friend does in his free-time, other than posting photos like 'Dragon Fury' Where's that correct grammar now aye Emer?
We've also got a cool photo from Yourfather13 who posted quite a lot of photos back then, posting Valhalla with a rainbow bridge, and our great Redhead loving friend RuneRed, who you should all know, posting Longboat, an adequately named photo showing a viking longboat that was RuneRed's profile pic for quite a long time, until it would seem he changed it to a different longboat
Here is a photo Bayne Valerius posted that is quite cool (Cool enough that I featured it), he also posted quite a lot of photos, though I'd say his where bether than Yourfather13's, just like his name Rest and Meditate And now we have RuneRed's rock photos, 'Gorm1', 'jelling2', and 'jellingstone1'. Quite professional naming, for good pictures as my comment on jelling2 shows "What is this thing...", the only comment on any of the pictures
And now, we can thank MeowCat for getting us our first cat picture, Fatty Lumpkin - Table Edition, as well as Meow Cat - Skyrim which is some sorta weird edited picture. Here is Fatty Lumpkin, the normal edition. And More
Here we come to Sir Sweetness' Photos, Including Babies, Here you can see apparently his son who appears to be a 1337 Gamer, personally I'd advise to keep the baby off the TV for a bit though, judging by his facial expression. Oh and apparently because people seem to think other people care what they where for Halloween, he shared his God Awful Vampire Costume....
Here we also have some random douchebag and his girlfriend, which I can't delete now that I've mentioned it here Why is he a douchebag you ask? Look no further than This Photo
This guy posted a bunch of kinda crappy Dovahkiin Cosplays. And here is our good friend Titan's First Photo his second being a Pretty Badass Art Piece.
Guess what. First meme posted biatch. And a second... Looks like the first Photoshop picture. Oh and some really cool art stuff from This guy
(I'm on page 125 by now.... jesus.)
And you should all look at This because it's awesome. Moar Photoshop from Reece. And uh... wow this looks pretty good for Microsoft Paint
Yay, some good stuff. This douchebag now (Oh hey a repost *delete*)
Guess what, Ponty's First Banner, I don't even know, A pretty cool painting, Some Shit from Imeera including some more Godamned Rocks, a Referance from a TV Show I don't Watch, More fucking Longboats, a Dunmer that should stop looking at me like that, Some Douchebag who got a tattoo,
Some Nudity... Sorry male viewers, duty calls Now you'll never get to see those giant Nord Breasts again
A funny photo from Titan, Dunno wtf this is, Memes, Very popular photo from Titan, And... eh... what?, Buncha skinny young douchebags and their fat douchebag friend playing Fallout, Some guy's pipe from Denmark (Don't smoke kids), Guess What? More Stones., .........., A really good art piece about Morrowind, Eh....., Some artist piece of shit, Some friends get together, More Douchebags, L. O. L., How Todd Howard Trains a Dragon, Hairy as Fuck,
Piper Joooooooooo, Pretty cool painting, Moar Catz, A photo from my predecessor, A cool Khajiit drawing, A douchebag climbs a tree, Nice tattoo brah, Married Douchebag, Some Rum, God I hate blonds, A real life Khajiit, Barely not Nudity - Enjoy, Dafuq is up with this guy's nipple?,
Older Members will remember this guy One of the first photos I ever saw on here, A good one
Some guy's awful tattoos A badass Art piece Vix posted (Only just got to page 100)
JJ Abrams takes a shot at Titan's 'It Dawns in Fire' photo Christmas Time
#selfpromotion CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE Dieter and Shannon
Who could forget Ponty's famous Paladin's Destiny photo, everyone knows that photo
This photo is still getting comments all the time Vix's Fantasy Princess The Harbinger of Terror, You may have seen this before, Bilaaaaaaaaaaaal
This guy's got style No doubt about it. #douchebag Oh and Real Dragons, Someone reposted this photo today, I deleted it Everyone loves Monty Python, Sheogorath Much?, Vix on his Throne
A Memorial to our favorite, most missed members of the Skyrim Blog
Are they supposed to hang that low?
WARNING: Nightmares Ahead, And more Is that a pixelated fruit roll-up on the ground or are you just happy to see me? More Narm Cleverness Under an Ex-ray Wut?
If that's what you're into..............
Why Dieter? Why? He's at it again And again
Lotta people should remember this one
This is the best we get for the 69th page of Photos? Well it does kinda look like....
Asverze posts "The Real Red Sonya"
'I'll make her use her shout anytime' - Alduin 2012
This is a good one also from Alduin
Sheogorath wouldn't eat This, he doesn't have that bad of taste
Lol, Narm posts the best pictures
We had to get here eventually.. And here
Another Adventure Time Referance
More food. And Youtube (Like this)
And that pretty much brings up to date..... Turned out a lot different than I thought, the personal photos and stuff pretty much all stop once Skyrim comes out, so I ended up just spewing good photos with short phrases as links for most of it, but whatever. If you thought it sucked, well...
So. Here I will be adding new additions as they come up.
So, I forgot to add this, so I'm adding it here Though the picture is gone, because of 'unknown' reasons.
Most of you should remember Tonje, who posted some pics of herself that where... let's just say controversial She was quite pretty, and a lot of people liked the pics (One of them got a thousand views in record time) and some people for some reason didn't like them, but luckily someone with a sense of humor was host *Cough cough* and allowed them to stay up (Paul was fine with them as well). But, a few days later she disappeared, deleting her account and photos. So... yeah. Who knows where she is on the internet now
Now, recently. This photo: Oh, The Love. And well... you can see for yourself So far over 1700 views in record time (Faster than Tonje's I think) and 35 pages of comments, and still going I can't say much about it, though it did encourage me to make this masterpiece:
A beauty....
Also, it was requested that the creator be given credit, but then he and a 'co-creator' started getting into an argument about who made it possible and such crap, so I give the credit to... Alduin because everything that happens is a product of something he did.
That's it for now. But there's always more drama happening every once in awhile And if you don't like drama, well -
(We all know I was just looking for an excuse to post another Deal With It Gif. )
Update: 'Oh The Love' has been deleted by Paul, and 'security' has been tightened on the Photos Section.
Nice work. I'm going to have this on the 'Feature' page for a couple of weeks.
(For those in the CB group - 'featured' anywhere but within that group is a good thing.)
And the stones are viking rune stones - the names I used, 'gorm', 'jelling', are the name of the stones. And I've had three, not two, profile pics (all viking longboats).