So there i was, verifying my facebook notifications when i saw this........
Alduin is coming on 21/12/2012 !! XD
Shit, and I thought I was being stealthy.
Hey, you try sneaking when your dong alone is 3 km long.
That's some classic Alduin 'humor' right there Alduin
Most people 'round here now won't get it.
Meh, he was probably just there for the bitches and fridges
I thought that you only stayed in Tamriel.
How very wrong you thought
Very wrong indeed.
Remember, I'm always watching.
Santa Clause is Alduin... and God... and the Illuminati, all the same time.
I think we're going to need a bigger gun...
Were gonna need some serious sneak skill to evade this guy. That and some good bazookas
Meh, just throw some cheese and skittle vodka in the opposite direction, that should distract him for awhile
Ooo burn
Not Skittle Vodka, Vodka Skittles
Pffft, your silly mortal weaponry doesn't affect me. You guys tried that in the last war.
I always carry my own supply these days, Matt. That tactic won't work anymore.
It's alright they have Godzilla they are safe.
Then God help us all
It's really strange because you can see its eye, teeth and tongue XD
Hell you took over most of America and the known cosmos, so what's stopping you here? Simple: Asian War Nerds.