July 11, 2015 5:25 AM EDT
In the ancient tradition of David Letterman's top 10 (kicked the oxygen habit is my favorite), here are my top ten Skyrim (mostly) euphemisms for death:
Has a table in Sovngarde.
No longer needs to worry about the World Eater.
Sleeping with the draugr.
Just half a step short of making vampire.
Hist food.
At one with nothing (or Oblivion)
Won't be losing his sweetrolls anytime soon.
An arrow to the knee is the least of his troubles
Fus-roh-done.
On a one-way cart ride to Helgen.