Welcome to the wasteland, Vendor Emily "The Coolest Ghoul in School" Kennedy! May your travels be as pleasurable as Fallout 3, and may you find yourself outside a piano bar in New Jersey that only plays Billy Joel’s new songs. <--- I just got this one and it is funny or sad if you think about it.
Welcome to the wasteland, Protector Brailee "Five-Dog" Willhunting! May your travels be as pleasurable as Fallout 3, and may you find yourself looking into the darkest corner of oblivion. <-- really a fictional character named after a Matt Damon character?