January 23, 2020 6:10 AM EST
Talos
Vs
Mannimarco
Begin!
Listen, worm, witness Talosian styleWipe that creepy smirk from your facePerverted vile necrophileYour race only lasted half an hour against my powerBut I'll give you one minute to cower before my TowerI'll add your body to my massive pileThen crush you like I did to your Summerset Isle.
That's "Worm King" to you, oh Talos the mightyPreaching love to your men in your tent, nightlyTell me, have you ever won a thing without the whole team?What you accomplished with three I did with just me!I'm the Necromancer's Moon, Shade of the Revenant!I out-schemed the God of Schemes now I'm un-living the dreamThe world's most powerful Lich and I'll make you my bitchRaise your corpse from the ground, there's no escape, you can't fleeMy undead armies pour forth by the scoreI'll turn your rotting arse into a shambling whoreAnd while you relive love from here to EvermoreI'll eat your soul to the core...
...That's if I'm feeling benevolent.
You make me laugh with your threats, little golden godlingI'm well acquainted with death - I created the thing!And I can unmake you, here look at my CHIMAs I breathe now in royalty, you can't match this bling.See that crown on my head? That's Ysmir, you hear?I'm the Dragon of the North, you're just a corpse-puppeteerI'm the original Shezarrine, I always reappearAnd you wish your staff was as big as my spear.Your presence is dull, you're an undead boreSo hark to my thu'um as I shout you back to AlinorMy voice will shatter your soul and freeze your bonesLeave your body in splinters, a feast for the crowsIf my Voice was a wine then I'd be the arch-vintnerFor I'm Talos Stormcrown and my breath is long winter!
Who won? Who's next?
You Decide!
(And join in)
I think I'm actually going to give the nod to Manni here, I'd say that it basically boils down to Talos having a larger number of really good lines but Manni's just generally being stronger. He kind of had the golden lines of the piece. Oh actually even the difference in their style plays a part, I prefer Mannimarco actually ripping into Talos a little bit rather than just non-specific bragging and racial stuff from Talos (which is incredibly fitting on both their parts, exactly how I'd imagine them doing this sort of thing) but yeah really it just is personal opinion and both are great :D