Thanks! I released this build a few hours before Ning started acting up and kept us from accessing the site, so that's probably why you didn't see it sooner.

How did I open myself up to them? D:

I suppose it is kinda weird that a character can find light armor yet not a dagger, but it's a more effective option than Alteration. Still, it would be entirely possible to run this build with Alteration.

Glad you liked it!

That would be it, Really, I can't think of any puns.

The name's a real catch - you have to check out a build called the Spellfork. But I wasn't let down, since the build's real good and definitely unique. So I managed to fork out one +1 for you 

The thought of an high elven master enchanter channeling destructive magic to his enemies through actual utensils is just hilarious... does that make the utensil a forkus?

Glad you like it!

It's kinda funny to watch too. 

Glad you liked it!

I'm right in the middle of a True Gourmet play through

http://theskyrimblog.ning.com/group/character-building/forum/topics/character-build-the-true-gourmet

I may adopt some of your combos for the supporting weapons though.