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MF Hyperbreeder Alpha or the joys of infinite ammo

Tags: #Event:Weapons 
  • April 10, 2018

    I'm sure we all have been in this situation. You are strung down in an old gas station by a pack of very angry geckos or some Khans looking for enough money to pay for their next fix when you notice that the cartridge you grabbed from your backpack didn't do that familiar metallic noise they usually do when they cling against one another. Out of ammo. Your options are limited: you can keep firing for a bit and then resort to your trusty old knife; you could stop firing, let the enemy grow overconfident, then shoot them when they try to run in for the kill. OR you could throw tactics out the window with West-tek's newest (by about 200 years) invention, Microfusion Breeders! With these bad boys you will never run out of energy to do your favourite activity, be it watch TV, play with the kids, or not having your nostrils violated by a giant lizard monster!

    -But president Tirrene, aren't mi-micro-microfon aren't these thingies weaker than regular cells?

    Why yes, you ugly, ugly child! These babies get their almost UNLIMITED POWER from how weak they are! All of them, of course, but one.

    The Microfusion Hyperbreeder Alpha! Named, of course, after the, uh, the Legion*'s word for "laser" of course! This bad boy can cook up a tribal's internal organs into a delicious stew within seconds of holding the trigger! Of course, it does have disadvantages; it holds up so much awesome in its battery, it can't hold up much ammo! Sure, it only has 10 shots; sure, it fires them so quickly that the ammunition just goes out instantly. But the damage though. And just today, this bodacious gun can be yours for just 8900 caps**! But wait, there's more; call now and we will send you a second battery! Why would you want two batteries if one lasts to infinity? WHO CARES! FREE STUFF! DON'T MISS OUT ON THIS OFFER YOU ZOMBIE-FACED WASTER! So come on down to the Dino Dee Lite in Novac, and talk to that bald, boring, toy-obsessed idiot Cliff Briscoe, and remember, by submitting the code "I-BLEW-JEANNIE-MAY'S-STUPID-HEAD-OFF" you will receive a 10% discount, the deed to an apartment with a beautiful view of the nearby radioactive dump, twenty NCR dollars, a puppy, and a back-alley HJ!

    *West-Tek not affiliated with Caesar's Legion, New Canaan, the Followers of the Apocalypse or any other group whose ideology opposes yours.

    **That's 22,250 NCR dollars or 2,225 Legion denarii, folks.

  • Member
    April 19, 2018

    Hope you don't mind, but I dropped by to take a look and fixed the tag so that it shows up with the rest of the entries. 

    Now for your entry it was everything I'd imagine a good weapons review to be; informative and creative is all we can ask for and you definitely fulfilled that role, good job :)

  • April 19, 2018

    FlamezSword said:

    Hope you don't mind, but I dropped by to take a look and fixed the tag so that it shows up with the rest of the entries. 

    Now for your entry it was everything I'd imagine a good weapons review to be; informative and creative is all we can ask for and you definitely fulfilled that role, good job :)

    Thanks for fixing it, and I'm glad you liked it!

  • May 14, 2018

    You know, I have absolutely no idea what this weapon does, where it's located or...anything, but I don't think there's anything wrong with that because this was a damn fun read :D 

    So the idea of it in-game is to kind of...unload it from close range and blow the shit out of anything coming close? I dig it, seems crazy but I dig the weapon.

  • Member
    May 14, 2018

    Dragonborn1921 said:

    You know, I have absolutely no idea what this weapon does, where it's located or...anything, but I don't think there's anything wrong with that because this was a damn fun read :D 

    So the idea of it in-game is to kind of...unload it from close range and blow the shit out of anything coming close? I dig it, seems crazy but I dig the weapon.

    Basically it and weapons like it regenerate ammo over time, basically infinite ammo

  • May 14, 2018
    @ Chris Kinda like the guns in the first mass effect?
  • Member
    May 14, 2018
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  • May 14, 2018

    Dragonborn1921 said:

    You know, I have absolutely no idea what this weapon does, where it's located or...anything, but I don't think there's anything wrong with that because this was a damn fun read :D 

    So the idea of it in-game is to kind of...unload it from close range and blow the shit out of anything coming close? I dig it, seems crazy but I dig the weapon.

    Hmm, maybe you are right (I should explain where to find it). Is it too late to edit my entry?

    EDIT: In fact, I'm not gonna edit it; it's for a contest (in whatever capacity that might entail), so it'd be wrong to edit it after submitting. BTW, the gun can be found at the Dino Dee Lite in Novac or, if Cliff Briscoe has had a horrible incident perpetrated at him by some rugged gunman covered in mystery, the gun can be purchased at the Gun Run Mans' Barn, or Gun Runners for those not in the know of modern philosophy.

  • May 14, 2018

    Nah, I probably just need to play more New Vegas, actually I definitely do. I think if you've played it more your fine.

  • Member
    May 15, 2018

    Don't worry about it being in an Event tirrene. I will always appreciate weapon articles to have the best you can much like builds can be edited in the events over there with host permission. (this isn't really a contest either, just something to have fun in and get some more info on the Vault) :D