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Pseudo-Lore: The Towers and Tower Stones

  • Member
    August 1, 2014
    Oh please, everyone knows Master Chief is meant to come to Nirn after the Emperor has one too many burritos, and ends up summoning Cthulhu, who then parties with Discord, Sanguine, and Sheogorath. Then Twilight Sparkle destroys a magical toilet, creating a black hole,over the Thalmor, who are then killed by Badass Primas, child of Liberty Prime and Optimus Prime. Then, the Boss of the Third Street Saints becomes the Tenth Divine, and reforms the Saint Empire
  • Tom
    Member
    August 1, 2014

    Don't forget Talos resurrecting as the split soul of Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White, doomed to battle until the Titans return to order Mundus when Chuck Norris descends amid a chorus of angels to proclaim the dominion of Dwarves lead by Durin the Last of his Name, King of the Andals and Rhoynar and the Firstmen of the Night's Watch, weilding a lightsaber.

    Durr, dumb people.

  • Member
    August 1, 2014
    It's a joke Tom, but this is giving me inspiration to make a mod on oar with Brhuce Hammer in terms of WTF.
  • Tom
    Member
    August 1, 2014

    I'm either the king of sarcasm or the very worst considering how often mistake me.

  • Member
    August 1, 2014
    I knew it was sarcasm, I was just playing.
  • Tom
    Member
    August 1, 2014

    Probably worst then. xD

  • April 5, 2015
    Not sure about anyone else but is it just a coincidence that the towers that are mentioned and have been featured in all 5 games (arena to skyrim) and have had there stones destroyed. It could be that the developers are hinting to the next game being set in Valenwood.
  • Member
    April 5, 2015

    For the love of Talos I hope not

    Anyway I thought Green Sap was deactivated already?

  • April 5, 2015
    Man, I wish that guy was still active. But yeah, that article is fantastic.
  • Member
    April 5, 2015

    Didn't the Blades burn the Falinesti?