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  • September 9, 2016 3:50 PM EDT

    Hello Vault Dwellers, Here is a spot for all those aspiring comedians, and Comediennes, make us laugh with Jokes, Rhymes, Amusing stories, Video clips of yourself or others, they say Laughter is the best medicine so give us a big spoonful Please remember though we are a family site, no racism, religion, and please, have fun.

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    September 9, 2016 7:32 PM EDT

    I have a bad habit to coming up with bad/dad jokes.

     

    I tried courting a girl once with cutlery puns.  She spooned my advances.

    What's a scholar's favourite nut?  A macademia nut!

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    September 10, 2016 3:31 AM EDT

    Joshua Primrose said:

    I have a bad habit to coming up with bad/dad jokes.

     

    I tried courting a girl once with cutlery puns.  She spooned my advances.

    What's a scholar's favourite nut?  A macademia nut!

    :D Perfect, tell me more!

     

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    September 10, 2016 3:51 AM EDT

    So this happened:

    So this happened...

    Inadvertant racism much?

  • September 10, 2016 4:57 AM EDT

    Cutlery puns, lol Nice one


    This post was edited by Deleted Member at September 10, 2016 5:47 AM EDT
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    September 10, 2016 5:36 AM EDT
    I got this one from my friend:
    "What's up with steak puns?
    They're a rare medium, well done."
  • September 10, 2016 5:47 AM EDT

    Doh!!

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    September 10, 2016 6:14 AM EDT

    Oh, that reminds me. The police had a report about a dwarf psychic recently. It was pretty short, though:  "Small Medium at Large."

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    September 10, 2016 6:23 AM EDT

    Hahahahahaha

  • September 10, 2016 6:31 AM EDT

    Ha!! brilliant

     

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    September 10, 2016 7:27 AM EDT

    A Christian friend of mine visited a mosque once.  Imagine my surprise when he took everything as gospel.

    The first meeting of the joint opticians and sculptors society went well. We made spectacles of ourselves.

    Sexual role play involving pencils and rulers? That's where I draw the line.

  • September 10, 2016 7:30 AM EDT

    Hahaha ver funny keep em coming

  • September 10, 2016 7:33 AM EDT

    Nasty rumour that Copper wire was invented by 2 Scotsman fighting over a penny.

    My Father once dropped 50 pence, bent down to pick it up and it hit him on the back of the neck.

    A Buddist asked the Hot Dog vendor, can you make me one with everything?


    This post was edited by Deleted Member at September 10, 2016 10:06 AM EDT
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    September 10, 2016 7:35 AM EDT

    Speaking of currency, we all know that Abraham Lincoln is the least guilty U.S. President. He was in a cent.

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    September 10, 2016 7:46 AM EDT

    Lol

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    September 10, 2016 8:09 AM EDT

    Since you're all so good at terrible puns, I'm wondering if you can come up with a name that I could use for the restaurant I built at Starlight Drive In, in Fallout 4?

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    September 10, 2016 9:23 AM EDT

    Golden Fool said:

    Since you're all so good at terrible puns, I'm wondering if you can come up with a name that I could use for the restaurant I built at Starlight Drive In, in Fallout 4?

    Can you take a screenshot? Maybe we can have a mini contest about it. Best caption wins a cookie?

  • September 10, 2016 10:08 AM EDT

    How about FILL UP AND FALL OUT

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    September 10, 2016 1:53 PM EDT

    I second Phil's idea.

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    September 10, 2016 4:34 PM EDT

    Phil said:

    Golden Fool said:

    Since you're all so good at terrible puns, I'm wondering if you can come up with a name that I could use for the restaurant I built at Starlight Drive In, in Fallout 4?

    Can you take a screenshot? Maybe we can have a mini contest about it. Best caption wins a cookie?

    I will do just that :D

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    September 10, 2016 7:23 PM EDT

    Here's that screenshot Phil. I want to be able to have the name on the big blue wall on the right in neon letters so nothing too long. Now pun away :P

  • September 10, 2016 7:40 PM EDT

    Great screenie, How about The Knucklers Arms, or  The Stab Inn.

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    September 10, 2016 11:01 PM EDT

    Wow... that's a lot more effort than I'm willing to put into my stuff.

     

    "Best drinks BAR none."

    "The RAD Lad"

    "The Winking Mole Rat" (kudos for Skyrim players)

     

    Bonelord said:

    The Stab Inn.

     Or maybe the "Stabb-Inn-g"


    This post was edited by WuYiXiang at September 10, 2016 11:21 PM EDT
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    September 11, 2016 12:04 AM EDT

    Wow... that's a lot more effort than I'm willing to put into my stuff.

    I'm one of those freaks that enjoys the settlement building in Fallout 4, so I watch videos by this one youtuber about his builds and have started incoporating the stuff he does into my own settlements.

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    September 11, 2016 12:24 AM EDT
    I get a settlement, build 2 turrets, make sure there's food and water for 2, and leave it be. Just need them for flares. :P