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The Skyrim Singles Board

    • 457 posts
    February 4, 2016 2:31 PM EST

    Bards encouraged ;D

    • 750 posts
    February 4, 2016 3:37 PM EST

    Oh yeah

    • 1580 posts
    February 4, 2016 11:41 PM EST

    Very clever Karver  He's not rally asking for much either, is he? I'm sure he'd get loads of replies.

    • 1580 posts
    February 4, 2016 11:42 PM EST

    I can totally stand the sight of her!

    • 411 posts
    February 5, 2016 12:17 AM EST

    Paranoid Single Male Virgin Bosmer Seeks: Person to Stalk and kill 3 people who are clearly conspiring against me.

    Short and Paranoid (Glarthir)

    • 1580 posts
    February 5, 2016 12:32 AM EST

    He's so misunderstood and probably the best npc ever. Either him or Fargoth  In fact, I can't say there is a male Bosmer npc I haven't fallen love with. Most of my characters have been Bosmer since in honour of this proud heritage.

    I'm sure the couriers of Skyrim will be weighed down with letters of reply.

    • 623 posts
    February 5, 2016 12:35 AM EST

    Phil please stop, I'm worried you might snap and do something you might regret...

    • 1580 posts
    February 5, 2016 12:47 AM EST

     I regret nothing!

      Forest Goblins...

    • 623 posts
    February 5, 2016 12:48 AM EST

    Well it scares me 

    • 647 posts
    February 5, 2016 6:23 AM EST

    O.M.F.G.

    Someone call ambulance...or something. It is clear Phil lost it...

  • February 5, 2016 10:01 AM EST
    "...your favorite lore guy and mine, Phil..." Excuse you?
    • 457 posts
    February 5, 2016 10:37 AM EST

    I always felt bad about the way things ended with him... poor guy.

    Maglir, on the other hand... the little fetcher! xD

    • 457 posts
    February 5, 2016 10:41 AM EST

    Don't pull that crud with me, troll... you know I have much love and respect for all our lore gurus. Had it been you I'd had the conversation with, you'd have got the same intro ;D xD

    • 54 posts
    February 5, 2016 7:13 PM EST

    Looking for female women who likes to be dominated and can stand my awesomeness, and thinks the Dragonborn is a pile of nonsense.  - Aldu in Sovengarde.

    • 457 posts
    February 5, 2016 8:33 PM EST
    I enjoy eating worlds, raining fire and brimstone, and interrupting the execution of my soon-to-be executioner.

    No Elder Scrolls, please.
    • 54 posts
    February 5, 2016 9:31 PM EST

    Also, please kill these statues. Their eyes are following me, it's creepy!

    • 457 posts
    February 5, 2016 11:55 PM EST
    xD
    • 1580 posts
    February 8, 2016 7:50 AM EST

    Good storyteller and expert on honey wine seeking a likeminded lass of any ethnicity who can taste the difference between Jhunal's Mead of Poetry and country swil mixed with juniper berry. Dislike of charity a must.

    ~ R. Knotbeard

    • 457 posts
    February 8, 2016 10:19 AM EST

    "Dislike of charity a must"...

    That's a nice touch xD