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What Is The Genre Of A Black And White Crime Movie Set In Morrow

    • 641 posts
    January 29, 2016 9:59 AM EST

    ANSWER: Crime N'wahr! 

    Get it N'wah... Noir! No? Oh forget it.

    Ok your turn. Tell us your best Elder Scrolls themed joke!

    • 647 posts
    January 29, 2016 10:05 AM EST

    This one´s Kael´s.

    "Do you know why are the Orcs so good gardeners?"

    "Because they have Green Thumb."

    • 641 posts
    January 29, 2016 10:15 AM EST

    Boooo! :P

    • 320 posts
    January 29, 2016 10:17 AM EST

    I would prefer Law N'wah or Crime Scene N'wahstigation.

    What do you call an Atmoran bacteria?

    Yeastgramor.

    • 641 posts
    January 29, 2016 10:53 AM EST

    Ok I LOL'd at that

    • 1580 posts
    January 30, 2016 5:15 AM EST

    Here's a joke: Bosmer.

    • 320 posts
    January 30, 2016 5:19 AM EST

    I tried so hard.. but I don't get it.

    Does the joke mean the Bosmer's a Boss?

    • 1483 posts
    January 30, 2016 5:19 AM EST

    Tsk, tsk, tsk Phil...

    • 1483 posts
    January 30, 2016 5:23 AM EST

    Dragonboner armor :D

    • 1460 posts
    January 30, 2016 6:52 AM EST

    I felt that burn all the way down here :P

    • 35 posts
    January 30, 2016 8:31 AM EST

    I used to be an adventurer like you... 

    • 189 posts
    January 30, 2016 4:01 PM EST

    REKT

    • 72 posts
    January 30, 2016 4:31 PM EST

    u w0t m8

    • 72 posts
    January 30, 2016 4:32 PM EST

    What do you call an Argonian living in Morrowind?

    A slave to the glorious Dunmer master race, of course.

    • 43 posts
    January 30, 2016 5:02 PM EST

    A dunmer thief breaks into a Neloth's tower, he looks around the room and a chair says to him that He is watching. Freaked out the thief runs into the next room, after a while he creeps back into the room he left. The thief walks up to the chair and asks it who He is, it repels the greatest god Vivec. Intrigued he asks it does it have a name it replies its name is Sotha Sil. Outrage the thief asks what kind of blasphemer his chair Sotha Sil, it responds the same type who calls his pet daedra Vivec.

    • 1580 posts
    January 31, 2016 3:37 AM EST