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What if builds had taglines?

    • 697 posts
    October 27, 2015 11:55 PM EDT

    You know those catchy one-liners that movie ads will use to draw you in? Well, now you get to make one!

    You're in charge of advertisement for a movie that is being made about a build of your choice. So just give us the build you chose, tell us the genre, and then sell us with a catchy tagline. I'll start. And yes, I get to use the easy one. Also, feel free to add a title if you think of one. You can even use our nomenclature if you feel so inclined. 

    Build: The Paladin of Molag Bal
    Genre: Straight-to-DVD Comedy 
    Tagline: The Greybeard's last resort... or, Revenge of the Nord Breton Vampire Orphan

    Or ya know, something creative.  Just have fun with it.  

    • 1217 posts
    October 28, 2015 12:00 AM EDT

    This is genius. I'll have to come back and add one!

    • 127 posts
    October 28, 2015 8:21 AM EDT

    Just gonna drop this before someone else does.

    Build: Shia Labeouf
    Genre: Horror
    Tagline: He's gaining on you... Shia LaBeouf.

    • 1439 posts
    October 28, 2015 12:27 PM EDT


    Build: The Fog

    Genre: Horror

    Tagline: The lovechild of Peryite and Nurgle has come to spread Uncle Nurgle's love

    • 207 posts
    October 28, 2015 1:24 PM EDT

    Build: Shadow Scale
    Genre: Psychological Horror
    Tagline: Watches-You-Poop

    • 1217 posts
    October 28, 2015 2:01 PM EDT

    Build: The Master Monk
    Genre: Martial Arts Action 
    Tagline: Who knew inner peace was found in clenched fists?

    • 457 posts
    October 30, 2015 7:42 PM EDT

    Very surprised there aren't more takers on this one!

    Build: The Cabbage Farmer

    Genre: Bizarre Comic Action

    Tagline: They took his cabbages... now he's taking lives!

    • 1217 posts
    October 30, 2015 7:49 PM EDT

    • 697 posts
    October 30, 2015 8:07 PM EDT

    Yup, I'll be watching this one opening day!

    • 16 posts
    October 31, 2015 4:16 AM EDT
    Awesome XD!
    • 113 posts
    October 31, 2015 5:39 AM EDT

    • 127 posts
    October 31, 2015 8:14 AM EDT

    Build: The Spellfork
    Genre: Action Comedy
    Tagline: Knife him fast, or you're forked.  Coming to cinemas spoon.

    • 697 posts
    October 31, 2015 8:37 PM EDT

    Every part of me wants to hate this, but I can't.  Here - +1.  

    You earned it. 

    • 1439 posts
    October 31, 2015 9:00 PM EDT
    Build: The Nemesis
    Genre:Action Thriller
    Tag: Thalmor Robes plus a vampire makes things 20% cooler
    • 33 posts
    November 7, 2015 3:09 AM EST

    I think this is a okay idea giving your build a tagline. Now if I us my blood hunter as a tagline that will be amazing since it gives some Lore for that build. I think its good but can take up more time.