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The Next Great Skyrim Band

    • 700 posts
    September 30, 2015 1:13 PM EDT

    You are a pioneer of music in Skyrim and have just started your own record label.  It is your job to put together the biggest act Skyrim has seen since Pantea Ateia!  The most talented bard in all of Skyrim?  No? Well then.  Ahem.  

    You need to form a hit band and market them well!  Any NPC that appears in Skyrim can join.    

    Who are the members and what are their positions?

    What is the name of the band?

    What is the genre?

    What is the name of their first single?  


    • 411 posts
    September 30, 2015 1:20 PM EDT
    Sheogorath mehrunes Dagon molag bal and malacath
    The band would be called the house of troubles
    The genre would be daedric
    And The name of the first single would be VAMPRIC ORCISH CHEESE OF DESTRUCTIONS!!!
    • 694 posts
    September 30, 2015 1:33 PM EDT

    And what genre is "daedric" exactly..? Did you mean... daedROCK?! 

    • 700 posts
    September 30, 2015 1:34 PM EDT

    Might want to stick a 'Parental Advisory" label on that one 

    By the way Mr Mirric, Record Executive, what is the "Daedric" genre?  How does it sound?  What audience will it appeal to? 

    • 411 posts
    September 30, 2015 1:59 PM EDT
    The Daedric genre of music appeals mostly to Daedra worshippers it sounds like death metal music but even more daedric
    • 694 posts
    September 30, 2015 2:57 PM EDT

    Omg. Hell yes this thread. I'm gonna start with one... but I might come back and throw down a couple more. 


    • Mercer Frey on electric lute
    • Kodlak Whitemane on electric lute
    • Chief Yamarz on war horn
    • Grelod the Kind on drum
    • Headless Horseman on vocals

    Band name:  Dead Corpse

    Genre: death metal (duh) or as close as you can get to that with electric lutes and war horns.

    Single: "..." (It's just an empty record.) 

    • 179 posts
    September 30, 2015 4:45 PM EDT
    • 649 posts
    September 30, 2015 4:49 PM EDT

    • 694 posts
    September 30, 2015 5:06 PM EDT

    Well-played sir. Very well-played, indeed. 

    • 1217 posts
    September 30, 2015 5:11 PM EDT

    I'm disturbed by the notion of actual music...or any sound, really...coming out of the Headless Horseman's neck.

    • 2 posts
    September 30, 2015 5:20 PM EDT

    Braith on Lead Vocals

    Frodnar on Lute

    Nazeem on Drums

    And Mogrul from Raven Rock rocking the flute.

    Band Name: The NPCs from Hell

    • 694 posts
    September 30, 2015 5:23 PM EDT

    But that's why he has to be on vocals! If there is any sound that comes out all all, I feel like he's obviously the clear choice.

    • 700 posts
    September 30, 2015 5:32 PM EDT
    He'll about as easy to understand as any other death metal vocalist, so it works out well.
    • 1217 posts
    September 30, 2015 5:36 PM EDT

    Heheheh, yeah, probably XD

    • 700 posts
    September 30, 2015 5:39 PM EDT
    I really hope this lineup makes bank with their first single, because I see them imploding down the line! Who writes the songs?
    • 133 posts
    September 30, 2015 6:33 PM EDT

    Band Name: Kodlak and the Milkdrinkers

    Genre: Alternative/Blues

    Band Members:

    Kodlak playing War Drum and Lead Vocals

    Werewolf Aela as Lead Howler

    Vilkas and Farkas as Sword-Clashers

    Werewolf Skjor as Secondary Howler

    First Single: The Huntin' Ground Blues ft. DJ Sinding

    First Album: Never Trust a Hag or Five

    • 700 posts
    September 30, 2015 7:45 PM EDT

    I've never heard of Blues with war drums and howling, but I admit, I am intrigued.  Put me down for one copy.  

    • 177 posts
    September 30, 2015 8:02 PM EDT

    Pinkie Pie approves of Daedric if this is it! 

    • 177 posts
    September 30, 2015 8:18 PM EDT

    Band Name: Gotta' Wub Magic

    Members: Savos Aren, Morokei

    Genre: Hardstep

    First Single: Party with Eldritch Powers

    Just imgine it, they could use sound manipulation magic to make a beat and add drops! And combined with Morokei's deep voice, they could remix that and make some very nice (probably enchanted) music!

    • 133 posts
    September 30, 2015 8:23 PM EDT

    Yes! And its melancholy howling. More like an A-WOOOoooo my life sucks...kinda howling.

    • 133 posts
    September 30, 2015 8:23 PM EDT

    Skyrim dubstep, because why not.

  • Tim
    • 92 posts
    September 30, 2015 9:03 PM EDT

    Oh, but you forgot Skuli :P

    And also Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ve-ve-ve YOU SEEN A DOG OUT THERE?

    • 179 posts
    October 1, 2015 12:06 AM EDT

    So, I first saw this topic while on my work break and then spent the second half of my shift (six hours) thinking of my band. Needless to say, I ended up with a full album rather than just a single. :P

    Name: Mericide

    Genre: Melodic Death Metal


    • Vocals and Rhythm Guitar: Ulfric Stormcloak
    • Lead Guitar: Rolff Stone-Fist
    • Bass: Galmar Stone-Fist
    • Drums: Oengul War-Anvil

    Debut Album: World Eater

    1. Victory or Sovngarde
    2. Where Elves Dare Not Tread
    3. The Jagged Crown
    4. Season Unending
    5. Man and Divine
    6. Mead
    7. The Ash King
    8. Night of Tears
    9. 500
    10. World Eater
    11. Ragnar the Red (Cover)
    • 694 posts
    October 1, 2015 12:18 AM EDT

    The Ragnar the Red cover clinched this for me. 10/10 must buy. Here are all my septims.

    • 179 posts
    October 1, 2015 12:20 AM EDT

    Thanks, I'm starting to think that it might work better as hidden track.