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The Selfie Thread

    • 184 posts
    March 17, 2016 11:15 AM EDT

    It's nice to see you, Axius! 

    • 393 posts
    March 17, 2016 11:18 AM EDT

    Why, I think you could pass for an Imperial))) Or a Redguard)) Anyway, cool)

    • 649 posts
    March 17, 2016 11:20 AM EDT

    Hello, Serana

    • 184 posts
    March 17, 2016 11:20 AM EDT

    It must be the glasses... 

    • 56 posts
    March 17, 2016 11:23 AM EDT

    Thanks man! I'm workin on it haha. Though, I mostly play heavier stuff (Metalcore, if that's a thing for you) and have a few covers on YT and even a song with my former band.

    • 321 posts
    March 17, 2016 11:24 AM EDT

    Great, now I can't help picturing long haired Serana as Lissette.

    Curse you, Karves!

    • 295 posts
    March 17, 2016 11:37 AM EDT

    You all need glasses big time. Blind Orcs and Altmers and stuffs.  I do NOT look like Serana. HAHA. I may have just peed a little I laughs so hards. 

  • March 17, 2016 11:39 AM EDT

    Awesome!

    I have an instrument too, but drums. Getting into guitars too lately!

    • 649 posts
    March 17, 2016 11:41 AM EDT
    I'm an Orc, Axius. I'm already cursed xD
    • 321 posts
    March 17, 2016 11:42 AM EDT

    Hence why Orcs don't read books.

    • 393 posts
    March 17, 2016 11:45 AM EDT

    And Altmer? Because they read to much?

    • 56 posts
    March 17, 2016 11:47 AM EDT

    That's cool! You play drums in a band? Would love to hear something 

    • 321 posts
    March 17, 2016 11:52 AM EDT

    Aye, it's scientifically proven that reading too much can cause injury to the eyes.

    Then again, this is TES. Where science is magic and magic doesn't need explaining.

    • 557 posts
    March 17, 2016 11:56 AM EDT

    New site slogan:

    "TamrielVault- The Best Looking Gamers on the Web"

    • 649 posts
    March 17, 2016 11:57 AM EDT
    Good thing we have Edana as our Admin then :)
    • 557 posts
    March 17, 2016 12:00 PM EDT

    Woah woah woah, Paul's on the team too! 

    • 393 posts
    March 17, 2016 12:01 PM EDT

    Everything needs explaining if one's pedantic like me and at the same time a dumb blonde like me XD

    But, yes, I'm a blind Altmer, I wear glasses)))

    • 649 posts
    March 17, 2016 12:03 PM EDT

    Nothing against Paul of course, but he really isn´t my type.

    Edana, on the contrary is everyone´s type. I say we should make her public boobs face of the Vault. You´ll see how many people will join this site once we do it!

    • 773 posts
    March 17, 2016 12:13 PM EDT

    What are you saying Karver?  

    I may not have the vaguely home-erotic looks of Todd or the elven beauty of Edana, but I think I could attract a certain niche to the site - namely bored 50 year old housewives with too much time on their hands...

    • 694 posts
    March 17, 2016 12:16 PM EDT

    I did! I lived in the Central Valley outside San Jose. A sleepy little city about 20 minutes or so from San Jose. Like a little west of the Multiplaza and Forums in Escazu, if you're familiar with that area. I actually lived there from 2008-2009! 

    I went to Arenal. A couple times. I stayed at the Smithsonian Observatory Lodge there. Tabacon is divine. I mostly kicked around little hammock hostels and surf towns on the weekends though.  A far cry from the frigid winters here. 

    • 649 posts
    March 17, 2016 12:17 PM EDT

    You´ve convinced me, Paul. I think we could use more old housewives to keep this place tidy 

    • 557 posts
    March 17, 2016 12:18 PM EDT

    ....I look vaugely homo-erotic? 

    • 649 posts
    March 17, 2016 12:20 PM EDT

    Paul said home-erotic. Probably means that you attract young housewives, Todd 

    • 694 posts
    March 17, 2016 12:33 PM EDT

    I say we capitalize on this for site marketing purposes. Todd and Paul are the new sex symbols for housewives, mkay? 

    • 485 posts
    March 17, 2016 12:33 PM EDT
    Sadly my wife hates it when I grow out my goatee. But I'm glad someone around here appreciates how on point my goatee is.