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Who said that? (Skyrim NPC edition)

  • July 19, 2015 7:33 PM EDT

    Ok, I'm surprised this isn't a thing already since  it's a good way to kill time, it's like a forum game. (It's not against any rules to stuff like this right?

    Rules 

    Basically 1 person says a line that an NPC in Skyrim says and the next poster has to type the name of the NPC that says it and type their own NPC line for the next person.

    Example

    Poster 1:  "Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll"

    Poster 2: City Guard! 

                    "And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay worse than nothing! The Imperial machine                                 enforces the will of the Thalmor!"

    • 43 posts
    July 20, 2015 5:45 AM EDT

    Jiub? (Might have misspelled it)

    • 43 posts
    July 20, 2015 5:45 AM EDT

    Mjoll the Lioness!

    • 43 posts
    July 20, 2015 6:00 AM EDT

    Since I replied twice I guess I'll post 2 quotes

    "Well, well. Another maggot to squash beneath my boot!"

    "And who are you to challenge me? I've conquered mortality itself. I've spat in the eyes of the Daedric Lords! This is my realm now, I've sacrificed too much to let you take it from me!"

    • 411 posts
    July 20, 2015 6:07 AM EDT
    uthgerd the unbroken and maylen varen
    • 411 posts
    July 20, 2015 6:09 AM EDT
    When Ulfric Stormcloak, with savage Shout, sent me here, my sole regret was fair Elisif, left forlorn and weeping
    • 134 posts
    July 20, 2015 7:27 AM EDT

    High King Torygg!

    • 134 posts
    July 20, 2015 7:33 AM EDT

    "You see any other inns around here? Where else would I go to drink?"

    • 694 posts
    July 20, 2015 8:20 AM EDT
    If you're playing as a female character she'll say: "You're going to have the men around here wrapped around your finger in no time."
    • 98 posts
    July 20, 2015 9:28 AM EDT

    Fultheim the former Blade.

    • 98 posts
    July 20, 2015 9:30 AM EDT

    ''Death is highly overrated!''

    • 134 posts
    July 20, 2015 9:31 AM EDT

    A lot of the bandits say that, don't they?

    • 113 posts
    July 20, 2015 9:36 AM EDT

    I think Serana says that one. 

    • 113 posts
    July 20, 2015 9:36 AM EDT

    They do don't they. 

    • 113 posts
    July 20, 2015 9:38 AM EDT

    "Don't call me boy, elf." 

    • 168 posts
    July 20, 2015 10:09 AM EDT

    A random Stormcloak soldier?

    • 168 posts
    July 20, 2015 10:09 AM EDT

    "Dovahkiin, do you think I will run?"

    • 134 posts
    July 20, 2015 10:18 AM EDT

    Damn, this is a good one.

    I cheated though, so I can't post the answer. >_>

    • 113 posts
    July 20, 2015 10:21 AM EDT

    No, it's actually an interaction between a Dark Elf, and a Nord. I think it's a Dark Elf. :S 

    • 9 posts
    July 20, 2015 10:53 AM EDT

    vivenne onnis

    • 9 posts
    July 20, 2015 10:58 AM EDT

    odahviing

  • July 20, 2015 11:17 AM EDT

    "Woof"

    • 145 posts
    July 20, 2015 12:16 PM EDT

    "Really? You had to take the armor? Come on, leave me with a little dignity..."

    • 168 posts
    July 20, 2015 12:30 PM EDT

    Nope. It's Alduin when you use Dismay shout on him.

    • 201 posts
    July 20, 2015 12:31 PM EDT
    OOOHHHH The owner of the bow Zephyr, Katria! POINT SEEKS