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Euphemisms - If You Know What I Mean

    • 394 posts
    July 10, 2015 8:15 PM EDT
    That reminds me of 1 of cricket's unintentional double entendres: Bowler's Holding batman's Willy :)
  • July 11, 2015 2:39 AM EDT

    Someone drown?

    He's in a wetter place...

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    July 11, 2015 5:25 AM EDT
    In the ancient tradition of David Letterman's top 10 (kicked the oxygen habit is my favorite), here are my top ten Skyrim (mostly) euphemisms for death:

    Has a table in Sovngarde.

    No longer needs to worry about the World Eater.

    Sleeping with the draugr.

    Just half a step short of making vampire.

    Hist food.

    At one with nothing (or Oblivion)

    Won't be losing his sweetrolls anytime soon.

    An arrow to the knee is the least of his troubles


    On a one-way cart ride to Helgen.
    • 16 posts
    July 11, 2015 5:29 AM EDT

    Did you make the majority of these up, Shin? Because if so you can consider me impressed. 

    • 457 posts
    July 11, 2015 5:42 AM EDT
    It's almost 3:00am here... silly is easy for me at 3:00am xD
    • 457 posts
    July 11, 2015 5:43 AM EDT
    Off to bed now...
    • 627 posts
    July 11, 2015 5:43 AM EDT

    I especially like the 4th one 

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    July 12, 2015 1:10 AM EDT

    I blame the guy who created the English language! Apologies if I've offended.

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    July 12, 2015 1:25 AM EDT

    I've heard the term "food insufficient" used to describe starving people.  

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    July 13, 2015 6:03 AM EDT

    Superb! Consider me also impressed