Personally for me, it was my wife. I was laying on the sofa the other day when she laid besides me. I Hsssed angrily at her and half screamed in pain.
“Watch my tail, damn it”.
The poor thing jumped up and apologised. Once she laid down again she asked me if it was alright. It took several seconds of me grinning at her for her to realise I was messing about.
I got beaten up for that one and she called me a slimy reptile...
As far as something said which was silly, I still remember this from years ago.
I camped in the back garden with my wife and the kids. It was a clear night so I suggested we kept a watch out for any satellites. One of the girls stuck her head up and complained.
“I’m not doing that, it’s silly. I don’t believe in them”.
What about you?
In year 12 we could get a hoodie with something written on the back that was 12 letters or less and one of my friends when he found out came up to us and started to tell us about how we could have 12 alphabets on the back of the hoodie. It took us repeating it about 5 times for him to realize.
One biology lesson we spent about ten minutes listening to the teacher next door trying to convince one of the students that if he kept being an ass then someone would punch him in the face one day.
A few years ago I was sitting at a lunch table in middle school with a few of my friends. One of my friends (named Remy) had been singing "Ain't Nobody Got Time For That" for about 5 minutes, which really annoyed another friend, who was sitting next to me. Finally, after it went on for a little longer, the guy sitting next to me looked up and yelled "REMY! IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP, I'M GONNA STICK MY DICK IN YOUR EAR AND PISS ON YOUR BRAIN!" And then Remy was quiet.
My wife reminded me of when I was showing her how to play GranTurismo (1st one. Yes that long ago). At one part she crashed the car which wasn't overly unusual. She then threw the controller at me.
"Well what do you expect. It's a straight but there's a bloody bend in it".
That my dear is what we drivers tend to call a 'Corner'....
Where do i start?! I'm a dad of young twins so I've got lots of this on my family blog. Like when we were in a music group: the leader & all the parents & children are singing away when my little girl whispers something to mummy. As they stand up to leave she shouts, clearly heard above the singing: "I NEED A POO!". For a moment the singing stops & is replaced by laughing! She was just being polite
I've got a good one. It's even better because I said it.
So my chemistry teacher was showing us how conductive electricity is. I can't remember the exact procedure, but I believe there were two rods in a cup of salt water. One of the rods lead to an outlet, the other lead to a light bulb. When the light bulb lit up, I said, and I quote, "So why don't we just power everything electrical with salt water?"
I realized immediately it was the dumbest thing I've ever said.