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What is YOUR Argonian name?

    • 773 posts
    May 4, 2015 4:59 AM EDT

    Quite a few Argonian NPCs in Elder Scrolls games have names that accurately describe their life or situation.

    Hence, Scouts-Many-Marshes in the poll this week. And people like Hauls-ropes-faster in Oblivion and - my personal favourite - Only-he-stands-there in Morrowind.

    My question is: If you had an Argonian name to describe YOU, then what would it be?

    Let's have a bit of fun with this 

    • 623 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:03 AM EDT

    Sits-on-ass. Simple and true 

    • 367 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:04 AM EDT

    Sotek Living-God-Of-No.

    Or It'll be, Sotek Oh-God-Now-What

    Basicly when I message anyone on the blog their first thought is...

    Sotek!!! Oh God No....... or Sotek!!! Oh God Now What?

  • May 4, 2015 5:05 AM EDT

    Mine would probably something like Throws-Many-Knives, or Hunts-Many-Rabbits.

    • 95 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:12 AM EDT

    Seething-with-hatred. Does that work? I am not good with names really...

    • 622 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:26 AM EDT

    Funny : Bruises-Many-Toes 

    Serious: Defends-Her-Honour

    • 35 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:28 AM EDT
    Watches-The-Booty ;)
    • 649 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:31 AM EDT

    Stands-In-Way or Blocks-The-Path

    • 95 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:36 AM EDT

    DO IT!!!! IT IS A LOAD OF FUN!

    • 35 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:37 AM EDT
    I can second this! Nothing like a hulking lizard with a massive sword!
    • 1463 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:39 AM EDT

    Alpha is the winner, everyone go home

    • 95 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:42 AM EDT

    Argonian, Vampire with Necromage, Heavy Armor, Two-Handed, Sneak and Block. No smithing, enchanting or alchemy. Give it the Lord Stone as well as any other magic resistance through passives or perks Shadow Warrior and Shadowcloak of Nocturnal. This could have enough power to kill a Legendary Dragon on Legendary Difficulty. (Did this myself)

    • 649 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:49 AM EDT

    Disagrees-With-Dragonborn

    • 1463 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:52 AM EDT

    Disagrees-With-Disagreements 

    • 95 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:56 AM EDT

    True enough. Necromage will aid multiple things: Shadow Warrior, Shadowcloak of Nocturnal, Quick Reflexes, Magic Resistance, Lord Stone, and the Argonian's "Hist Skin" Will make him heal 12X faster for 90 seconds. I also don;t utilize anything else from Restoration and I feel like if I had any of the crafting trees with that character, everything would become too easy.

    • 367 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:57 AM EDT

    What concerns me is this. Is it your toes you bruise or do they belong to  someone else?

    • 649 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:58 AM EDT

    Makes-No-Sense :D

    • 367 posts
    May 4, 2015 5:58 AM EDT

     Washes-His-Mouth-With-Soap

    • 1463 posts
    May 4, 2015 6:01 AM EDT

    Has-Host-Powers 

    Will-Use-Powers

    • 649 posts
    May 4, 2015 6:08 AM EDT

    Covers-In-Fear

    • 623 posts
    May 4, 2015 6:11 AM EDT

    I didn't think we were supposed to use our powers in threats 

    • 1463 posts
    May 4, 2015 6:11 AM EDT

    Stops-Making-Jokes?

    • 1463 posts
    May 4, 2015 6:11 AM EDT

    Doesn't-Sound-Argonian 

    • 623 posts
    May 4, 2015 6:14 AM EDT

    Was-legitimate-statement 

    • 22 posts
    May 4, 2015 6:14 AM EDT
    Eats-plenty-bacon