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Worst way to kill someone?

    • 106 posts
    December 23, 2013 2:00 AM EST
    Feed on them while their sleeping (need to be vampire), paralyze them so they're forced to watch you take out a massive mace of death (mace of Molag Bal) then blugeon them until they die. THEN feed on their corpse (ring of namira) and THEN reanimate them (necromancy) and once they're reanimated, burn them alive until they're nothing but a pile of ash...
    Top that anyone?
    • 708 posts
    December 23, 2013 2:09 AM EST

    fus ro smash

    • 253 posts
    December 23, 2013 2:30 AM EST

    Use telekinesis to bludgeon them to death with a copy of "The Lusty Argonian Maid". 

  • December 23, 2013 2:38 AM EST

    Just one this, twerk them to death...

    • 91 posts
    December 23, 2013 2:50 AM EST

    I approve of this. Shame telekinesis isn't in Skyrim though. :P

    • 1483 posts
    December 23, 2013 3:02 AM EST
    • 457 posts
    December 23, 2013 3:15 AM EST
    Worst way sadistic, or worst way anticlimactic/shameful? If the former, you win hands down (though fus Roh smash is awesomely demeaning as well) :)

    If the latter... I always thought that pickpocketing a briarheart's briarheart was kind of cold. To go through all that to become a whirlwind of death, and then someone comes up and just kind of takes your heart away? No honor there... like Hercules or Chuchulain getting a scratch and dying from infection--hilarious, but it just doesn't seem right.