It's in the witness protection programme. That dog has seen some stuff lol!
Yes. She's under witness protection. Another dog is out to murder her. It goes by the name of...Scruffles. If you see him, put a bullet in his brain. End his reign of terror!
Oh, dammit, Nelaf! Beat me to it.
I always thought you looked like Jesus. I just fucking knew it.
She didn't have the dog's consent to post his photo online, therefore she was forced to alter it a bit.
'It's actually a doberman'
You're 6'7? I thought I was tall at 5'9, jeez!
I'm rather tall, yes. I don't know many people taller than or as tall as me (actually, none, now that I think about it).
Average height for a male is about 5'10 now. Just sayin'
I expected more shiny armor and glowing aura, Knight-Paladin.
Just took this. Its 10, dont judge!
I IZ WHO I IZ
NO JUJINGNO FILTER
NEW LAPTOP
SWAGYOLO
EYM UGLY
LYK IF U DISAGWE!
Thats weird because i have quiet foot steps, and im constantly sneaking up on people because they walk slower than a snail.
I am Dexter