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    • 1483 posts
    September 17, 2013 6:57 PM EDT

    Yes! If you can put it to a music I'll use it as a ringtone 

    • 291 posts
    September 17, 2013 6:58 PM EDT

    Pfft, I ain't rapping that thing.  But I'll be glad to finish the whole song.

    • 1913 posts
    September 17, 2013 7:20 PM EDT
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    September 17, 2013 7:31 PM EDT

    Another bad habit of mine... I can't stop playing Argonians D:

  • September 17, 2013 8:03 PM EDT

    Hi, my name's Shor, and all my characters have a gel layer. 

  • September 17, 2013 8:04 PM EDT

    you might want to get that checked out. maybe call an ambulance. 

    • 291 posts
    September 17, 2013 10:06 PM EDT

    Here we go...I didn't do the whole song, because, frankly, Sir Mix-A-Lot could use a lesson in brevity, but here's the first major part of the song.  The part most everyone bothers to listen to before they get tired of listening to a song about butts and want a song about something else.  Maybe murder.  Or squids.

    Oh, my, Kyne. Jordis, look at his sword
    It's so big. [scoff] He looks like
    One of those dumb Nord giants.
    But, you know, who understands those giants? [scoff]
    They only fight with him, because,
    He looks like a total companion, 'aye?
    I mean, his sword, is just so big
    I can't believe it's just so long, it's like,
    out there, I mean - run! Look!

    I like big swords and I cannot lie.
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a guard walks in with a nitty-gritty case
    And a round shield in your face
    Your hilt's wrung, things are gonna get rough
    'Cause you notice those boots are cuffed.
    Blood's on the mail he's wearin
    I'm crooked and I can't stop starin
    Back off, I'm gonna come get you
    Priest read your scripture.
    Companions have adorned me
    But that strut you got makes me so thorny.
    Ooh, Crippled has been
    You say you're gonna come take me in?
    Well, bruise me, noose me,
    'Cause you ain't nothin but a trainee
    I'll have you dancin'
    To hell with your prancin'.
    No threat, vet,
    Arrow to knee filled with regret.
    I'm tired of these soft high kings
    Hirin' men who can't upswing
    Take the average Nord man and ask him that
    Sword's gotta have no slack
    So fightas! (Yea) Fightas! (Yea!)
    Has your swordarm got the steel?
    Go 'head and swing it! (Swing it!) Swing it! (Swing it!)
    Swing that heavy steel!
    Blades've got smack.

    (Whiterun forge with Markarth silver)
    Blades've got smack.

    On further note, I think this should be part of my intervention.  I obviously need psychological help...

    • 661 posts
    September 17, 2013 10:12 PM EDT

    You my man, have just inspired me. To beat the shame out Serana again n' again... and again.

    • 661 posts
    September 17, 2013 10:13 PM EDT

    Goblin smashing good times. . .

  • September 17, 2013 10:17 PM EDT
    That was....amazing.
  • September 17, 2013 10:27 PM EDT

    That's hot. 

    • 557 posts
    September 17, 2013 10:45 PM EDT

    Kyrielle may have just earned herself a Vinyl Record badge....

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    September 17, 2013 10:54 PM EDT

    Tried that, got told there is no cure and I should be in a mental hospital :(

  • September 17, 2013 10:59 PM EDT

    I'm so sorry for you...I wish it didn't have to come to this...*Loads shotgun* Think about something that makes you petting rabbits...I'm so, so sorry...

    • 365 posts
    September 17, 2013 11:05 PM EDT

    My List...(Yes there's a list I have so many addictions...)

    Collecting ingredients - I love to pick mountain flowers and catch butterflies. Pretty camp, but it's my addiction....

    Picking up gold - Doesn't matter whether it's 2 gold or 2,000. I will ALWAYS pick it up, I just can't ignore even a septim, be it in a chest, or on a corpse....

    Restartitis - God knows how many characters I played, but guaranteed 98% of them are thieves or assassins...sometimes both.

    My latest one (up until a week ago) is hoarding cheese....I don't why....I just love everything about it. I'm not even that fond of cheese in RL. Weird....

    Playing stealthy toons. I can't remember a time when I haven't played a stealthy character.....this is probably my biggest the point I may need RL professional help

    So, meet me, Nelaf. A cheese-loving, butterfly-catching, materialistic, money-grabbing assassin thief.

    Pleased to meet you.

    • 365 posts
    September 17, 2013 11:06 PM EDT

    I was wrong, this discussion is genuinely therapeutic!  I feel healed.

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    September 17, 2013 11:09 PM EDT

    I'm an Argonian, and I'm proud of it!

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    September 17, 2013 11:10 PM EDT

    Ssssh Emer, we know, it's okay.....shhhhh. You're a lizard lover. and that's okay lol.

  • September 17, 2013 11:13 PM EDT

     *from a crowd* Go back to Black Marsh, ya tree-crawler! 

    *Shor looks around* What? Who said that?! 

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    September 17, 2013 11:16 PM EDT

    Reptiles = Fish + Lizards etc.

    Fish don't climb trees Shor....   -.-

  • September 17, 2013 11:21 PM EDT

    One word. 'Mudskipper' 

    Deal with it. 

    And lizards climb anything. I chased one around, and up a pine tree the other day. 

    • 365 posts
    September 17, 2013 11:22 PM EDT

    Where do you live???

  • September 17, 2013 11:25 PM EDT

    Georgia. Southern United States. Dude, geckos can stick to glass. 

    • 291 posts
    September 17, 2013 11:29 PM EDT

    Hello fellow Georgian!

    And yes, Geckos stick to anything.  Anoles stick to almost anything.

  • September 17, 2013 11:33 PM EDT