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Story time!

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    June 7, 2013 7:17 AM EDT

    ...A Bi-sexual...

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    ...Transvestite from Rorikstead.

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    June 7, 2013 9:12 AM EDT

    Who liked sucking his own...

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    June 7, 2013 9:17 AM EDT

    variety of lemons.

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    June 7, 2013 9:23 AM EDT

    That he received as a wedding gift from

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    June 7, 2013 12:57 PM EDT

    The Jarl of Windhelm...

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    June 7, 2013 7:11 PM EDT

    ...because he loves...

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    ...his variety of lemons...

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    June 8, 2013 11:31 AM EDT

    And his lovely...

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    June 8, 2013 12:07 PM EDT
    Pet cat called Purr, who frequently went to...
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    June 8, 2013 2:02 PM EDT

    Elsweyr for...

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    June 8, 2013 2:10 PM EDT
    His weekly fix of...
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    special distilled skooma...

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    June 8, 2013 2:39 PM EDT
    ...and came back with a basket of...
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    June 8, 2013 3:26 PM EDT

    sssssshaaaving cream...

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    June 8, 2013 3:35 PM EDT

    ...which he then put on his...

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    June 8, 2013 6:54 PM EDT

    Fishsticks

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    June 8, 2013 7:03 PM EDT

    ...Housecarl, Lydia. Who preceeded to...

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    June 8, 2013 7:30 PM EDT

    go with our hero on a quest to....

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    June 8, 2013 7:36 PM EDT

    ....The Throat of the World! And at the top they saw a drunk.....

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    June 8, 2013 8:01 PM EDT

    ...Skeever playing catch with...

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    June 8, 2013 8:23 PM EDT

    ...a Riekling, which then...

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    June 8, 2013 8:24 PM EDT

    ...a goat, which accidentally...

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    June 8, 2013 8:36 PM EDT

    ...Collided with each other...

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    June 9, 2013 9:30 AM EDT

    ....And exploded all over.....