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• Noodles

  

  • 277 posts
   

  December 15, 2012 7:46 AM EST

  So there i was, verifying my facebook notifications when i saw this........

      "Seeing a dragon in the sky in Japan."

  

  Alduin is coming on 21/12/2012 !! XD

• Alduin

  

  • 966 posts
   

  December 15, 2012 7:51 AM EST

  Shit, and I thought I was being stealthy.

• Bobbo

  

  • 271 posts
   

  December 15, 2012 7:56 AM EST

  "Sneak increased to 16"
  
  ;)
• Alduin

  

  • 966 posts
   

  December 15, 2012 8:09 AM EST

  Hey, you try sneaking when your dong alone is 3 km long.

• Deleted Member

  
   

  December 15, 2012 10:24 AM EST

  That's some classic Alduin 'humor' right there Alduin 

• Alduin

  

  • 966 posts
   

  December 15, 2012 10:34 AM EST

  Most people 'round here now won't get it.

• Matt Feeney the New Guy

  

  • 1124 posts
   

  December 15, 2012 10:42 AM EST

  Meh, he was probably just there for the bitches and fridges

• Ronald Hedgeborg

  

  • 31 posts
   

  December 15, 2012 11:13 AM EST

  I thought that you only stayed in Tamriel.

• Deleted Member

  
   

  December 15, 2012 1:59 PM EST

  How very wrong you thought 

• Alduin

  

  • 966 posts
   

  December 15, 2012 2:13 PM EST

  Very wrong indeed.

  Remember, I'm always watching.

• Bobbo

  

  • 271 posts
   

  December 15, 2012 2:18 PM EST

  Damn, Now I can't do my personal 'thing' in the bathroom anymore! ;)
• lanep25

  

  • 377 posts
   

  December 15, 2012 6:25 PM EST

  Santa Clause is Alduin... and God... and the Illuminati, all the same time.

• Skyler

  

  • 131 posts
   

  December 15, 2012 9:36 PM EST

  I think we're going to need a bigger gun...

• Dylan

  

  • 52 posts
   

  December 15, 2012 9:48 PM EST

  Were gonna need some serious sneak skill to evade this guy. That and some good bazookas

• Matt Feeney the New Guy

  

  • 1124 posts
   

  December 15, 2012 10:02 PM EST

  Meh, just throw some cheese and skittle vodka in the opposite direction, that should distract him for awhile

• lanep25

  

  • 377 posts
   

  December 15, 2012 11:19 PM EST

  Ooo burn

• Deleted Member

  
   

  December 16, 2012 12:47 AM EST

  Not Skittle Vodka, Vodka Skittles 

• Alduin

  

  • 966 posts
   

  December 16, 2012 3:18 AM EST

  Pffft, your silly mortal weaponry doesn't affect me. You guys tried that in the last war.

• Alduin

  

  • 966 posts
   

  December 16, 2012 3:19 AM EST

  I always carry my own supply these days, Matt. That tactic won't work anymore.

• Master Dread

  

  • 409 posts
   

  December 16, 2012 10:31 AM EST

  It's alright they have Godzilla they are safe.

• Matt Feeney the New Guy

  

  • 1124 posts
   

  December 16, 2012 11:11 AM EST

  Then God help us all

• Noodles

  

  • 277 posts
   

  December 16, 2012 12:02 PM EST

  It's really strange because you can see its eye, teeth and tongue XD

• Informer

  

  • 67 posts
   

  February 20, 2013 10:11 PM EST

  Hell you took over most of America and the known cosmos, so what's stopping you here? Simple: Asian War Nerds.