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Things that anger me while reading 'Twilight'

    • 661 posts
    May 14, 2014 6:49 AM EDT
    Best. Topic. Ever.

    Before, when life was boring. I'd watch the twilight movies, and read the books. To get a cheap laugh at the sheer idiocy of it.
    Pack of injun dudes running around the woods shritless. Priceless.
    • 74 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:19 AM EDT

    Oh no... not Twilight, quick... you need some real heavy duty literature to stop the infection from spreading...

    *rummages around*

    Here, quickly! *throws The Aeneid at Bryn*

    • 209 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:25 AM EDT
    Hahaha never read this discussion, i notice how it stopped at chapter two, well atleast we know Bryn survived.
    • 2 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:26 AM EDT

    Atleast it's not just me that gets enraged by twilight. I'm going to stop my reply here before i go into meltdown :D

    • 661 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:27 AM EDT
    I bumped it for a reason :p
    • 209 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:37 AM EDT
    I think Bryn should continue reading this.
    • 622 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:39 AM EDT

    "•spent night crying... For no reason..."

    Silly Bryn, don't you know teenage girls often cry for no reason? 

    • 1913 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:45 AM EDT

    • 1913 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:46 AM EDT
    I'm going to read one more chapter, and then I'll edit this
    • 1913 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:47 AM EDT
    Not like this effing ditzy main character!!!
    • 661 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:51 AM EDT
    gaayyyyyy
    • 74 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:52 AM EDT

    People's private lives are rarely as they appear in public. I suspect you'd be surprised how many of your friends have tear-stained pillows.

    Not that I've ever been a teenage girl, mind you, but I've heard the tales.

    • 1913 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:54 AM EDT
    I have a friend who has to take therapy because of her emotional problems and her constant mood swings... And she said Bella whined and cried way too much!!!
    • 1913 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:54 AM EDT
    So... You don't want to see me tortured? You just bump this for no reason? :P
    • 74 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:55 AM EDT

    I think a lot of people consume too much sugar. That didn't stop me from eating half a coffee cake, a galette, some donuts, and half a bottle of wine today.

    • 661 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:55 AM EDT
    Maybe she didnt want to look bad.
    • 661 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:56 AM EDT
    naw bruh goe 4 it.

    Its why I said it. :p
    • 1913 posts
    May 14, 2014 7:59 AM EDT
    She doesn't cry much, she does have bad days but she always talks with me during them
    • 1483 posts
    May 14, 2014 8:03 AM EDT

    Seen the first movie. Didn't have a slightest wish to read the books or watch other movies... Looks like I was right 

    • 163 posts
    May 14, 2014 8:05 AM EDT

    Twilight literally gave me a headache, I used my copy for fuel in a bonfire.

    • 661 posts
    May 14, 2014 8:20 AM EDT
    I'll probably laugh again when I watch it. My friends always tells me I have a vagina for watching it, or that Im just gay. Then again they always call me a critic.
    • 57 posts
    May 14, 2014 8:21 AM EDT

    Ah crap son, I'm good at both looking at redeeming qualities of this book, and the general shitstorm it is. I shall come back later today with a former fangirl, turned hatred, turned indifferent report. 

    • 74 posts
    May 14, 2014 8:32 AM EDT

    I've never had a copy, so no literature bonfires for me. Except for Les Miserables. I had a terrible translation... it burned nicely though.

    • 209 posts
    May 14, 2014 8:54 AM EDT
    Hahahahahah ! Better you than me.
    • 209 posts
    May 14, 2014 8:57 AM EDT
    Good ! I have never read or watched any of them. Its good to see the concentration of annoyances in the first chapter.