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The Council of Sirs

    • 158 posts
    November 24, 2012 6:16 PM EST

    Can.... Can you teach Josh to be a sir?

    • 952 posts
    November 24, 2012 6:18 PM EST

    Nonono, real sirs have servant to taser people or shoot them. Real sirs only use their cane as a walking/beating cane.

    • 966 posts
    November 24, 2012 6:19 PM EST

    I'm too lazy to maintain that.

    But ah well, thats where slav.. I mean servants are for.

    • 409 posts
    November 24, 2012 6:20 PM EST

    My cane shall be a normal cane but on the holidays I shall use the candycane. Any of you chaps in the mood for chat?

    • 1913 posts
    November 24, 2012 6:23 PM EST
    No... True sirs offer equal rights to all no matter race, belief, gender, or social class. We hire indentured servants to do that for us.
    • 966 posts
    November 24, 2012 6:24 PM EST

    Don't worry, I only enslave the Spanish.

    • 409 posts
    November 24, 2012 6:37 PM EST

    Well then do you have every latino on the blog enslaved?

  • November 24, 2012 7:17 PM EST

    Hmm, well.

    No monocle, no facial hair, no cane, no top hat, no manly or british accent.

    I do not see much chance for Sirship on my part.

    • 44 posts
    November 24, 2012 7:23 PM EST
    may i join you sirs in sirship? i assure you i'm house broken
    • 44 posts
    November 24, 2012 7:24 PM EST
    i also have cigars!
    • 952 posts
    November 24, 2012 7:27 PM EST
    You are a Texan Kung-Fu-master Julian, offcourse you're a sir. No doubt about that.
    • 952 posts
    November 24, 2012 7:29 PM EST
    Offcourse you're in. Being polite and having cigars are more than enough qualifications.
    • 44 posts
    November 24, 2012 7:48 PM EST
    most splendid!
    • 409 posts
    November 24, 2012 7:51 PM EST

    Perhaps we need Paul to make us a  Sir group.

    • 44 posts
    November 24, 2012 7:53 PM EST
    what a smashing idea i do declare!
    • 966 posts
    November 24, 2012 7:55 PM EST

    The Elder Sirs

    Sirs of the Scrolls

    League of gentlemen

    The league of extraordinary gentlemen

    The council of moustaches

    • 409 posts
    November 24, 2012 7:57 PM EST

    Or Council of the sirly mustache!

    • 133 posts
    November 24, 2012 7:58 PM EST

    Or the monocle chaps

    • 271 posts
    November 24, 2012 7:59 PM EST
    Ooh, excited! :D What should we post there?
    • 966 posts
    November 24, 2012 8:01 PM EST

    Alot of silly things said and done in a sirly way. Like Monty Python.

    • 13 posts
    November 24, 2012 8:03 PM EST

    Am I the only one who isn't a Sir yet?

    • 409 posts
    November 24, 2012 8:04 PM EST

    You read my mind Monty Python! But we would need a legitimate reason to become a group.... It will be called Sir Gaming but that is just a cover up because we will hardly talk about gaming.

    • 708 posts
    November 24, 2012 8:07 PM EST

    Well my fellow gentlemen, it appears it was high time to revert to one of my more antique display-paintings.

    Might I join you paragons of gentlemanliness in this discussion?

    • 966 posts
    November 24, 2012 8:10 PM EST

    Ah, that is most fitting my good man.
    You have a hat, monocle, and most importantly, moustach.

    You shall henceforth be known as Sir Ponty! Or whatever name you want, really.

    • 966 posts
    November 24, 2012 8:42 PM EST

    Can anyone make this a sir:

    Or another Alduin pic, but it must look sirly.