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The Council of Sirs

    • 1913 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:10 PM EST
    What has happened? I've only been gone for 3 hours!

    @alucard no, I was talking about the beast races... Actually since you had to ask that, yes, yes they do

    @Lanep25 if you want something how about you oh, i don't know, order it!

    @NightKrawler yes welcome chap :)
    • 5 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:11 PM EST
    • 377 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:14 PM EST

    that sounds kinky

    • 1913 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:16 PM EST
    Wait... What? I'm the god of madness and I'm confused by that statement.
    • 966 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:17 PM EST

    Don't ask. Really don't.

    • 1913 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:17 PM EST
    If anybody is ruling over this council it is the one who made it... Who was that again?... Oh that's right... Me :).
    • 377 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:18 PM EST

    I knew you'd like it.

    • 285 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:18 PM EST
    A good old fashioned revolt would be absolutely spiffing, chap!
    • 966 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:19 PM EST

    Were you here when the big wars broke out? Maybe not, I conquered all of everything. I have supreme power now, my generals and supporters will still remember the days of conquest.

    • 5 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:20 PM EST

    Ssumone tell lanep I brought the cheese

    • 377 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:21 PM EST

    Yay Civil War! Civil War!

    • 966 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:22 PM EST

    Useless, I have an infinite amount of cheese!

    • 1913 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:25 PM EST
    That would work... If I wasn't a god. All I have to do is snap my fingers and you will go from the world eater Alduin, the strongest dragon of all time, into a gecko. Try me.
    • 966 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:29 PM EST

    I'm divine to you know, true divinity above any mere daedra. Not only that, but I trapped Akatosh and tricked all divines. I stole ALL their power. You're a daedra and you can't touch me.

    • 1913 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:39 PM EST
    You know what... How about this, you can rule the council 60%, I rule 40%. But as majority ruler you have to deal with all of the people when they revolt or get angry.
    • 133 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:42 PM EST

    Can a good gentleman sir like myself have a part in this leadership? I could care less even if it's 1%

    • 966 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:45 PM EST

    We are sirs, we do not need leadership. Each sir can take care of their own moustach. Revolts will not happen, one look at our glorious beards and they will fall to their knees!

    • 1913 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:47 PM EST
    Here here Alduin. *raises glass of wine*
    • 966 posts
    November 24, 2012 5:52 PM EST

    *Raises glass of whiskey*

    • 952 posts
    November 24, 2012 6:07 PM EST

    Oh, I know what we are lacking in this council, staffs, we need canes to walk around with. I'll bring them with me, so we can smack people that are unworthy with it and look even more like sirs.

    Will it be this model

    or this?

    • 952 posts
    November 24, 2012 6:08 PM EST

    Oh, I see that Sir Alduin already mentioned them a few minutes earlier.

    • 966 posts
    November 24, 2012 6:10 PM EST

    I will have this million volt taser cane.

    shock-cane.jpg

    • 952 posts
    November 24, 2012 6:13 PM EST

    Really? That one isn't sirly at all, I would have chosen the candy cane.

    • 966 posts
    November 24, 2012 6:14 PM EST

    It's a modern cane for a modern sir!

    • 133 posts
    November 24, 2012 6:16 PM EST

    What about the cane gun?

    File:Eriegun1.jpg