Haiku by Boudica-san! #2

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    Foreword: Boudica is an alias used by Okita Shiori, a character created by the writer. The purpose of these haikus is to instill colorful imagery as well as humor. Lore has been slightly altered in regards to the subject of some haikus.

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    A samurai’s life,

    Is the code of bushido,

    The warrior’s path.

     

     

    I am a ronin,

    Samurai without master,

    Now I fight to live.

     

     

    Skyrim; land of snow,

    Their people stubborn, but proud,

    Much like me, I guess.

     

     

    Roshigumi rule:

    Keep yourself well disciplined,

    Jerk off in private.

     

     

    Roshigumi rule:

    Always share your belongings,

    And pass the porn mags!

     

Comments

6 Comments   |   ilanisilver and 1 other like this.
  • Karver the Lorc
    Karver the Lorc   ·  April 21, 2018
    Hehehe. Jerk off in quiet. If this is your jerk off it definitely isn´t quiet, Kaiser-jo. Yup, gonna talk like Harrow now. See what´s this stuff doing with me? xD
    • A-Pocky-Hah!
      A-Pocky-Hah!
      Karver the Lorc
      Karver the Lorc
      Karver the Lorc
      Hehehe. Jerk off in quiet. If this is your jerk off it definitely isn´t quiet, Kaiser-jo. Yup, gonna talk like Harrow now. See what´s this stuff doing with me? xD
        ·  April 21, 2018
      Unlike Harrow, I don't subtlety. If I do dirty jokes, I do it raw!
      If you want I could do a little Czech reference. Just give me time to research.
      • Karver the Lorc
        Karver the Lorc
        A-Pocky-Hah!
        A-Pocky-Hah!
        A-Pocky-Hah!
        Unlike Harrow, I don't subtlety. If I do dirty jokes, I do it raw!
        If you want I could do a little Czech reference. Just give me time to research.
          ·  April 21, 2018
        Hah! Okay, that should be fun. Give me your best shot! :D
  • ilanisilver
    ilanisilver   ·  April 21, 2018
    I need context! :)
    • A-Pocky-Hah!
      A-Pocky-Hah!
      ilanisilver
      ilanisilver
      ilanisilver
      I need context! :)
        ·  April 21, 2018
      Where's the fun in that? :P
      Here's a hint: The haikus are set in an alternate version of the world of TES. It's different but still familiar... in some ways.


      Anyways Roshigumi is the original name of the Shinsengumi (special po...  more
      • ilanisilver
        ilanisilver
        A-Pocky-Hah!
        A-Pocky-Hah!
        A-Pocky-Hah!
        Where's the fun in that? :P
        Here's a hint: The haikus are set in an alternate version of the world of TES. It's different but still familiar... in some ways.


        Anyways Roshigumi is the original name of the Shinsengumi (special police force during the Ed...  more
          ·  April 21, 2018
        Looking forward to it. I like AUs.