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Oblivion Horse Armor DLC Review

  • Member
    February 2, 2016

     Greetings People Of Classics i am here to review possibly the greatist DLC Ever for any videogame.

    And what DLC is that you ask?
    Well i will tell you kind Sir

    MOTHER FLUCKING HORSE ARMOR

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    The Story

    The Horse Armor DLC Stars with getting a letter from the Sexiest Orc in all Mundus The Auribus

    Snak Gro-Bura

     

     

    Snak sends you a Letter Advertising her Stylish new Horse Armor.

    Once you get to the stables you show her the letter and because your Cheap-Ass is Broke and didnt bother to buy a horse she gives you Old-Nag with some New Stylish Horse Armor For Free.


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    The Quality

    The Armor Doesnt look bad in my opinion but i do have one Problem with it.

    It just increases the Horse's Health and makes the horse look protected.


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    The Conclusion

    Overall i dont think its a bad DLC. However i feel that its not worth purchasing as it feels more like a small mod that you pay for. Also its like $2.49. But its included in the Oblivion Game of the Year Deluxe which i Highly Recommend.

    Overall i give it 3/15 Adoring Fans 

     

  • February 2, 2016

    But its included in the Oblivion Game of the Year Deluxe which i Highly Recommend.

    See, that's why I never got the problem with this add-on. I never bought it as a stand-alone thing, it came with the GOTY, with a number of other add-ons, including all the houses (Which aren't that great either) for Xbox players it might suck...but why are you playing Oblivion on Xbox?, Does it even work? 

    I'm all for the Horse Armour Mod, and I've never gotten the hate...they call it the Horse Armour add-on, not Horse Armour Expansion, it isn't a massive mod and that's really obvious. 

    Nice review though Mirric, made me laugh a few times 

  • Member
    February 2, 2016

    I played it originally on Xbox, my first ES game....

  • Member
    February 2, 2016

    same on PS3 then on Pc.

  • Member
    February 2, 2016

    I played on Xbox, then PC, then PS3

  • February 3, 2016

    I hate Horse Armor...

    Seriously, it´s something I would never buy, standalone or even in pack. Those "houses" are all kinda lame, except Battlehorn Castle, which I find more interesting. But I would never throw my money away for that. I´m glad I managed to find an unnofficial copy of these mods, so yay, I have it for free! 

  • Member
    February 3, 2016
    I personally like Frostcrag Spire and Deepscorn Hollow.
  • Member
    February 3, 2016

    They do tend to fit certain character archtypes

  • February 3, 2016

    I´m fan of the Vile Lair. I mean, it´s shame Goldie didn´t include it in his Crimson Scar build, because it´s basically a Crimson Scar lair. You can get vampire followers there, which is really cool.

  • Member
    February 3, 2016

    Oh yeah, I remember that. Shame those home DLCs were never ported to PS3. I had them for XBOX and I think PC