Ulfric's Joke

  • Let me sing a song, good folk,

    about certain Ulfric Stormcloak,

    fighting against the Empire's yoke,

    but still dumb as an oak.

     

    It all starts with a poke,

    when Great War awoke,

    Ulfric was caught in the smoke,

    tickled by Thalmor's stroke.

     

    Returned home, broke,

    a little cub awoke,

    raising an army, a Stormcloak,

    but what a joke.

     

    What does these words evoke,

    about Ulfric Farts-Under-Cloak?

    And so he spoke and spoke,

    a storm of farts invoke.

     

    But that is only a joke,

    'cause Ulfric can only provoke,

    with no chance to outsmoke,

    Empire's yoke.

     

Comments

6 Comments   |   KaiserSoSay and 5 others like this.
  • Rogue
    Rogue   ·  July 11
    Careful there, two can play at this game :p
  • Lissette Long-Chapper
    Lissette Long-Chapper   ·  July 11
    Wonder who wrote this poetry? :D I can only guess. 
  • Sotek
    Sotek   ·  July 11
    An interesting view of a tale you said
    And upon your page us readers tread.
    Ulfric a joke? What more to be said.
    And now I cease... and put this rhyme to bed..


    Don't ask where this came from... drew inspiration fr...  more
  • KaiserSoSay
    KaiserSoSay   ·  July 11
    Is there an 'Ulfric Stormcloak Appreciation/Diss-preciation' event I'm not aware of here? :D
    • The Lorc of Flowers
      The Lorc of Flowers
      KaiserSoSay
      KaiserSoSay
      KaiserSoSay
      Is there an 'Ulfric Stormcloak Appreciation/Diss-preciation' event I'm not aware of here? :D
        ·  July 11
      Nah. Just too much Fart-Under-Cloaks propaganda around here these days
      • DeltaFox
        DeltaFox
        The Lorc of Flowers
        The Lorc of Flowers
        The Lorc of Flowers
        Nah. Just too much Fart-Under-Cloaks propaganda around here these days
          ·  July 11
        That's mostly Rogue's fault. He REALLY like the Stormcloaks. :)